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**RealSNR** · 08:07 PM

(UPDATE 02/10/15: The ****ening has begun.)

Deathmatch.

This time we're not awarding a winner based on post count or how well-liked they are. We're going to crown the king of the n00bs based on how strong and resilient they are. This time we are finally going to crown one TRUE champion.

Here's how it works: If you joined Chiefs Planet at all since September 2013, either post in this thread or PM me expressing your interest in this brawl.

From that point on, n00bs will neg rep each other as often as they wish. Once a n00b's rep bar goes into the red, they're out of the competition, even if somebody gives them positive rep and restores the green squares. I'll check up on the participants at least once per day to see how things are going. If I don't catch somebody going into the red before they turn back to green, and nobody tells me, that person will still survive. You can ensure your kills by screen capping and attaching the images in this thread. Last n00b left in the green is the winner and the 2014 CP King of the N00bs.

This might take 24 hours or 24 days. Nobody knows. If it starts to go too long, we'll call it off and have a forum vote. Say, after two months or so.

The fight officially begins at midnight on February 10th. After that point, no n00bs will be able to enter their name in the ring. Once again, you must post in this thread or PM me expressing your wish to participate in order to compete.

General rules and guidelines:

1. I'll update the OP as n00bs enter into the contest and get killed off. You can always check back here if you're unsure.

2. Spectators are free to give out reputation as they would normally. If a n00b makes an awesome post and you want to add rep, go right ahead. If some Alex Smith fan n00b posts something disgusting, go ahead and let that bitch know how you feel. I'm not going to encourage or discourage outside participation. Do what you want. However, don't complain if you get too caught up and the n00bs start fighting back. Your safety isn't guaranteed. Don't say I didn't warn you.

3. HOWEVER, once I mark a n00b as dead, the fight's over. That also goes for those n00bs who don't wish to participate. Please leave them out of this-- don't just go on a n00b hunt for any random person who joined in the past year.

4. N00bs are encouraged to make bribes and form alliances and factions. Also, keep the viewers at home updated to what's going on if it's interesting. If you received a funny negative rep comment, post it and I'll bless you with my staff of green squares.

5. I'm including EVERYBODY who joined CP from October 2013 - December 31, 2014. That means that mults like Hootie 2.0 and Sweet Daddy Williams are allowed to enter the fray. Bufkin is also eligible.

6. PLEASE, BE HONORABLE. Don't start neg repping each other until February 10th. I have no way of regulating this, so you're on the honor policy

THE FIGHTERS:

Bufkin
PizzaDoughz
~~mac459~~ (withdrawn)
~~Coochie liquor~~(KO'd)
~~temper11~~ (KO'd)

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-05-2015, 07:20 PM

Butt hurt will flow.

**TimBone** · 02-05-2015, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fairplay

Donate a dollar per rep and its a deal.

I'm contributing a donation of $25 to CP if Bufkin wins Noob of the year.

A neg rep against Bufkin is a neg rep against CP.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-05-2015, 07:32 PM

When does this start?

**BigRedChief** · 02-05-2015, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Williams

Hootie and I are multi-banned retreads. We should not be allowed.

I agree but SNR has free rein to run this as he sees fit. We should withhold judgement on his ideas until the contest is over and new King of the Noobs is crowned. Then we can judge his ass.

**Bugeater** · 02-05-2015, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

When does this start?

Read the bolded part of the OP ffs.

**BigRedChief** · 02-05-2015, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Thanks BRC!! You da man, maaaaaaaan!!

3000+ points of rep power in every punch of those unworthy n00bs.

Plus I'll kick in $50 to CP if Coochie Liquor wins.

**RNR** · 02-05-2015, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fairplay

Donate a dollar per rep and its a deal.

I am good with that. However these things can get out of hand. The highest flat rate site donation bidder will receive one positive rep per day. Now if I were a aspiring noob of the year I would look to create a super pac of posters. Networking getting a grassroots effort behind him or her benefiting the site and their campaign~

Fairplay · 02-05-2015, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone

I'm contributing a donation of $25 to CP if Bufkin wins Noob of the year.

A neg rep against Bufkin is a neg rep against CP.

Things are starting to get interesting around here.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 02-05-2015, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baconeater

Read the bolded part of the OP ffs.

Thanks, ass monkey.

**Bugeater** · 02-05-2015, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

3000+ points of rep power in every punch of those unworthy n00bs.

Wrong, everyone's rep power was capped at 500 in the Great Rep System Neutering of 2011 (or whatever year that was).

**RNR** · 02-05-2015, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

3000+ points of rep power in every punch of those unworthy n00bs.

Plus I'll kick in $50 to CP if Coochie Liquor wins.

Now this might be a grassroots movement. I also have a 3000+ rep punch. So site donation is the goal. In my best Jerry McGuire HELP ME HELP YOU! What noob wants it?

**RNR** · 02-05-2015, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baconeater

Wrong, everyone's rep power was capped at 500 in the Great Rep System Neutering of 2011 (or whatever year that was).

On the home page mine is listed at 3018. This was my leverage to manipulate the outcome. Thanks Obama... ok he had nothing to do with it but I am blaming him anyway~

**TimBone** · 02-05-2015, 07:45 PM

Folks, keep mind that noob post content should matter. Nothing against PizzaDoughz or Coochie, they're both fine posters, but Bufkin is by far the leader in that category.

Saccoppoo called social services on him for crying out loud. The dude has burst.

**TribalElder** · 02-05-2015, 07:46 PM

I rep so much my rep power is probably 1 lolz

**RNR** · 02-05-2015, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Thanks, ass monkey.

I always knew you were an Asian woman trapped in a mans body~

02-05-2015, 04:27 PM
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $2390208	The theme for the 2014 CP "King of the n00bs" award is... (UPDATE 02/10/15: The ening has begun.) Deathmatch. This time we're not awarding a winner based on post count or how well-liked they are. We're going to crown the king of the n00bs based on how strong and resilient they are. This time we are finally going to crown one TRUE champion. Here's how it works: If you joined Chiefs Planet at all since September 2013, either post in this thread or PM me expressing your interest in this brawl. From that point on, n00bs will neg rep each other as often as they wish. Once a n00b's rep bar goes into the red, they're out of the competition, even if somebody gives them positive rep and restores the green squares. I'll check up on the participants at least once per day to see how things are going. If I don't catch somebody going into the red before they turn back to green, and nobody tells me, that person will still survive. You can ensure your kills by screen capping and attaching the images in this thread. Last n00b left in the green is the winner and the 2014 CP King of the N00bs. This might take 24 hours or 24 days. Nobody knows. If it starts to go too long, we'll call it off and have a forum vote. Say, after two months or so. The fight officially begins at midnight on February 10th. After that point, no n00bs will be able to enter their name in the ring. Once again, you must post in this thread or PM me expressing your wish to participate in order to compete. General rules and guidelines: 1. I'll update the OP as n00bs enter into the contest and get killed off. You can always check back here if you're unsure. 2. Spectators are free to give out reputation as they would normally. If a n00b makes an awesome post and you want to add rep, go right ahead. If some Alex Smith fan n00b posts something disgusting, go ahead and let that bitch know how you feel. I'm not going to encourage or discourage outside participation. Do what you want. However, don't complain if you get too caught up and the n00bs start fighting back. Your safety isn't guaranteed. Don't say I didn't warn you. 3. HOWEVER, once I mark a n00b as dead, the fight's over. That also goes for those n00bs who don't wish to participate. Please leave them out of this-- don't just go on a n00b hunt for any random person who joined in the past year. 4. N00bs are encouraged to make bribes and form alliances and factions. Also, keep the viewers at home updated to what's going on if it's interesting. If you received a funny negative rep comment, post it and I'll bless you with my staff of green squares. 5. I'm including EVERYBODY who joined CP from October 2013 - December 31, 2014. That means that mults like Hootie 2.0 and Sweet Daddy Williams are allowed to enter the fray. Bufkin is also eligible. 6. PLEASE, BE HONORABLE. Don't start neg repping each other until February 10th. I have no way of regulating this, so you're on the honor policy THE FIGHTERS: Bufkin PizzaDoughz ~~mac459~~ (withdrawn) ~~Coochie liquor~~(KO'd) ~~temper11~~ (KO'd) Last edited by RealSNR; 02-12-2015 at 08:07 PM..
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02-05-2015, 07:45 PM	#58
TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8499985	Folks, keep mind that noob post content should matter. Nothing against PizzaDoughz or Coochie, they're both fine posters, but Bufkin is by far the leader in that category. Saccoppoo called social services on him for crying out loud. The dude has burst.
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02-05-2015, 07:46 PM	#59
TribalElder Arrowhead Trail of Tears Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: KansasCity Casino cash: $2440441	I rep so much my rep power is probably 1 lolz
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