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Will be “distant friendly”, waving but seldom chatting 18 36.00%
Will be a Chiefs fan 3 6.00%
Will be a cult 7 14.00%
Will be a member of Chiefsplanet 1 2.00%
Will be a recluse, never leaving the house 5 10.00%
Will be a stoner 17 34.00%
Will be a vegan 10 20.00%
Will be an avid Broncos fan 24 48.00%
Will be retired 3 6.00%
Will be swingers who propose wife swapping 7 14.00%
Will be the Barney and Betty to my Fried and Wilma and we'll do everything together 2 4.00%
Will be very interested in unexplained phenomena like Bigfoot and UFOs 6 12.00%
Will be Von Miller 6 12.00%
Will be more than 15 years younger than me 14 28.00%
Will come into my house unannounced and take food out of my refrigerator 6 12.00%
Will contain a registered sex offender (not a teacher who scored with a student) 9 18.00%
Will contain a registered sex offender who is a teacher who scored with her student. 7 14.00%
Will contain an adult child who never launched 10 20.00%
Will eventually hop a freighter to Venezuela with me 3 6.00%
Will give out amazing candy at Halloween, like 16 ounce Hershey bars 4 8.00%
Will grow large quantities of marijuana in the house 9 18.00%
Will hang out on my porch with me, drinking Pibb Xtra and commenting on pedestrians 3 6.00%
Will have a constantly barking dog 13 26.00%
Will have a Duggar-like family composition 3 6.00%
Will have a scorchingly hot college-age daughter 5 10.00%
Will have a telescope pointed toward my window 8 16.00%
Will have a weird tech job that I can't even make conversation about, so I can only nod when they tell me 5 10.00%
Will have awesome Christmas lights 3 6.00%
Will have weird and dull hobbies that don’t interest me at all. 10 20.00%
Will include an attractive mature woman who does naked yoga 5 10.00%
Will include at least one nude sunbather woman 3 6.00%
Will invite us onto their yacht for epic adventures 1 2.00%
Will let me play with their cat. 4 8.00%
Will like my wife, but not me. 11 22.00%
Will maintain a world-class yard 2 4.00%
Will move out again within two years 8 16.00%
Will mow their lawn in Bermuda shorts and sandals with socks 6 12.00%
Will never acknowledge my existence 7 14.00%
Will not speak English 6 12.00%
Will own a loud motorcycle that they rev early in the morning 6 12.00%
Will paint their house in zebra stripes or camo 3 6.00%
Will put out planters that are made from old tires or barrels 7 14.00%
Will regularly bring me delicious homemade pies 2 4.00%
Will rent out an AirBnB room 6 12.00%
Will restore my faith in humanity with their kindness 1 2.00%
Will shovel my walk of snow just to be nice 1 2.00%
Will sit on a couch on their porch, wearing a wife beater shirt and glaring at me 11 22.00%
Will take issue with our fence placement 11 22.00%
I think the house will sit vacant and never be occupied. 2 4.00%
I think your neighbors are imaginary and you really live next door to an empty lot. 4 8.00%
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Old 05-25-2018, 12:32 PM  
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My neighbor is moving.

I've lived in my house for 23 years, and I've always had the same two next door neighbors. Now one of them is going to move and I'm going to have to break in a new neighbor. I don't like the pace of change that I'm seeing.

I don't know what to expect. What will my new neighbor be like?

Poll coming in a moving van that will park in front of my house.
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Old 05-25-2018, 05:06 PM   #31
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Hope for the best. But the worst will happen. Three out of the four houses on the street and across the street have changed owners in the past three years. A fifth will happen soon as the neighbor directly across the street has put up a for sale sign. On each side the new neighbors are worse than the old ones, but not as bad as across the street on the corner

The neighbor on one side has a dog that barks all of the time and mows his lawn twice a week. On the other side they own at least four cars, every Friday he has to wash his primary car while listening to accordion, tuba, and keyboard radio, they put there trash out early on Sunday for some reason so if it's windy it blows over here in the yard, doesn't take care of the yard, but at least they fixed the broken garage door after two years, but have a barking dog

The best neighbor beats out khaki pants man, all three of the lawnmower men but one moved was replaced by the only decent new neighbor and the soon to be moving lawnmower man 2, camaro man, "Asianed out" car man, and vette man, Winnebago man who parks it in the driveway so that he has to have three cars in the street, the globetrotters who play basketball 23 hours a day, and a couple of others that I don't like

That brings us the lawn ornament man. It's bad enough that the motorcycle that he uses every warm day from April 1st to October 1st has a cold engine that has to be revved every morning before work with the loud pipes saving lives thing, but he only has room for his big tire truck and jet ski in his driveway. So his daughter and wife have to park in the street clogging that bend in the road with living on the corner. Then he leaves his damn deflated christmas decorations in the yard until a few weeks ago. I haven't checked, but I think that even though they're off the lights are still up

It's like an apartment complex over here now. I don't think that it'd be that different to move a few blocks over into the townhouses with all of the Latin American Americans. That felt good, end rant
These are the types of things that living in a deed restricted community prevents.
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Old 05-25-2018, 05:08 PM   #32
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What do houses like yours run in the Denver market now? Half a million?

I'm thinking if your new neighbors can afford a half a million dollar, or above house. Your chances of having a problem neighbor are going to be in the unlikely category.
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Old 05-25-2018, 05:12 PM   #33
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I'm glad you're enjoying the poll, but I'm not. Early returns indicate that my new neighbor will be a stoner Broncos fan with a yippy dog.
I voted Broncos fan because that would be the nightmare scenario. You guys and Chargers fans are fun folk. Most Broncos fans, with the few exceptions here, are arrogant.
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Old 05-25-2018, 05:16 PM   #34
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These are the types of things that living in a deed restricted community prevents.
Thanks. I'll look that up and into that then. Not sure if they're in my area. But I have been visiting other cities and do remember seeing signs up and wondering what they were
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Old 05-25-2018, 05:20 PM   #35
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Thanks. I'll look that up and into that then. Not sure if they're in my area. But I have been visiting other cities and do remember seeing signs up and wondering what they were
Some people don't like them or the idea of them, because you can't so whatever you want. But keeps the values up and the nuisances down. Tho' I would like a higher roof on my shed. No one can have such things too high above any fences.
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Old 05-25-2018, 05:22 PM   #36
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Some people don't like them or the idea of them, because you can't so whatever you want. But keeps the values up and the nuisances down. Tho' I would like a higher roof on my shed. No one can have such things too high above any fences.
I'm right outside of a HOA. I'm not sure that they'd expand. And I'd have to see all of the regulations before doing anything, but I'd like to use that pool
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So I assume they’re donk fans? I have a lot of acres and a backhoe. For, you know...stuff.
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He does it at least three times every two weeks. Now I gotta pay a guy to come out every week instead of twice a month. If he dislikse his wife and kids enough to have to try to avoid them, then he should find a better hobby. Instead of parking his cars in the garage or use it for storage like everyone else does, convert it into an area that he can use for hobbies and leave me alone
You are mad that someone mows more than you can pay someone to come out to mow yours, while he parks in the garage? Nut up and mow tool
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Hope for the best. But the worst will happen. Three out of the four houses on the street and across the street have changed owners in the past three years. A fifth will happen soon as the neighbor directly across the street has put up a for sale sign. On each side the new neighbors are worse than the old ones, but not as bad as across the street on the corner

The neighbor on one side has a dog that barks all of the time and mows his lawn twice a week. On the other side they own at least four cars, every Friday he has to wash his primary car while listening to accordion, tuba, and keyboard radio, they put there trash out early on Sunday for some reason so if it's windy it blows over here in the yard, doesn't take care of the yard, but at least they fixed the broken garage door after two years, but have a barking dog

The best neighbor beats out khaki pants man, all three of the lawnmower men but one moved was replaced by the only decent new neighbor and the soon to be moving lawnmower man 2, camaro man, "Asianed out" car man, and vette man, Winnebago man who parks it in the driveway so that he has to have three cars in the street, the globetrotters who play basketball 23 hours a day, and a couple of others that I don't like

That brings us the lawn ornament man. It's bad enough that the motorcycle that he uses every warm day from April 1st to October 1st has a cold engine that has to be revved every morning before work with the loud pipes saving lives thing, but he only has room for his big tire truck and jet ski in his driveway. So his daughter and wife have to park in the street clogging that bend in the road with living on the corner. Then he leaves his damn deflated christmas decorations in the yard until a few weeks ago. I haven't checked, but I think that even though they're off the lights are still up It's like an apartment complex over here now. I don't think that it'd be that different to move a few blocks over into the townhouses with all of the Latin American Americans. That felt good, end rant
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Old 05-26-2018, 01:07 AM   #43
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Is the house south of 500k? If so, I could be your new neighbor...
We've had massive appreciation in central Denver. Not meaning to brag, but $500k is in the rear view mirror and is not closer than it appears. If my neighbor can get what the Realtor is telling him ... wow. Because my house is notably larger with more features. I hope he gets every penny.
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I only have one other house on my street. It’s a damn rental so I seem to get a few types over the years. Last tenants were the Brady Bunch. One of their kids had green hair, a few nose ring, purple skinny jeans, and thought he was the coolest rock band. I kid you not the second day I’m over there at 11pm telling this kid and his crew the jamming(rock band) is over. He tries to laugh me off and says some crap. Well he doesn’t stop his band playing.

I had done some electrical work for the landlord of that house so my remedy was to go to the box and shut the power off to their garage they were jamming in. I also put a lock on the box. That ended that night. The parents were nice and put an end to that. None of the girls looked like Marsha Brady if your curious.

The current one has a wife so terrible the guy never goes inside after work. He’s always out working in the shed or visiting me. Poor guy!
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