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Old 02-23-2013, 09:55 AM  
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Dull pain in my right testicle and groin area and in my lower abdomen.

First felt it about 2 hours ago and its pretty shitty.

Is this what a hernia feels like?
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Old 02-23-2013, 03:35 PM   #61
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Maybe epididymitis?

It is similar to a UTI only in the tiny tube behind your testicle. I went to the ER one early morning when I woke up in pure agony after that tiny tube swelled up to about acorn size.

I got it another time, and it started out as a dull pain that would sort of ebb, but within a few hours it go extremely painful. If you have this you will get some pills that make your mouth taste like pennies and it will go away.

However, if you do have epididymitis, then you may also have prostatitis, which is the same thing only your prostate. Guess how they check you for that one....
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Old 02-23-2013, 04:02 PM   #62
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Old 02-23-2013, 04:08 PM   #63
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Old 02-23-2013, 04:13 PM   #64
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Old 02-23-2013, 04:16 PM   #65
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I know a guy and that sounds exactly like a guy I know that had to have his balls removed. Sucks man.
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Old 02-23-2013, 04:16 PM   #66
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Old 02-23-2013, 04:52 PM   #67
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You could have epididymitis or a varicocele. It's worth getting checked out. I occasionally have a dull ache in one of my balls, but it's not a hernia. Getting an ultrasound on your nuts is an interesting experience.
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