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Be Kind To Your Pets
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He Loves His Van...
We need to know what model it was...I see a Ford Commercial in the future...
http://www.kmbc.com/news/man-arreste...t%20Type=Story A Dayton, Ohio, man was arrested Tuesday after he tried to have sex with a parked van, police said. Michael Henson, 35, faces public indecency charges. Police said they believe he was under the influence of narcotics when he was arrested. According to a Dayton police report, the incident happened around 8 p.m. Tuesday in the 700 block of St. Nicholas Street. Witnesses told police that Henson, who was only wearing shorts and socks, pulled down his pants and began having sex with the front grill of a vehicle parked on the street. One witness told police that the act went on for a short time, then Henson passed out in the yard, the police report states. Henson is being held in the Montgomery County jail. |
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08-18-2016, 12:16 PM | #16 |
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I was gonna say worthless without pics.
Then I clicked on the link |
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08-18-2016, 02:07 PM | #17 |
Draft a QB
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08-18-2016, 02:26 PM | #18 |
Sandbox: Leander Lasercats
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08-18-2016, 02:36 PM | #19 |
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If it was a Chrysler T&C, he was probably sick of working on it.
Then he starts thinking "**** this van." Then he starts drinking. Then one thing leads to another...... Dinny |
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08-18-2016, 02:45 PM | #20 |
Wasted away again...
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Maybe he just misunderstood the meaning of autoerotism.
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08-18-2016, 02:45 PM | #21 |
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The van was fine with it... I heard it blew a tranny on 4th street the other day.
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08-18-2016, 03:07 PM | #22 |
Spooky Action
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Good grief. Get a garage.
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08-18-2016, 03:24 PM | #23 |
Changes pants while driving
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08-18-2016, 03:24 PM | #24 |
Broncos' Fan Extraordinaire!
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08-18-2016, 03:44 PM | #25 |
Space Cadet and Aczabel
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I tried it a couple weeks ago but all I got was gas.
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08-18-2016, 03:48 PM | #26 |
Just a li'l Evel
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Bumper sticker on the van reads: If you see this van a rockin....IT'S BECAUSE I'M STICKING MY DICK IN THE GRILL!
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08-18-2016, 04:11 PM | #27 |
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I'm sure the van was just trying to work its way through college
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08-18-2016, 04:17 PM | #28 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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08-18-2016, 08:50 PM | #29 |
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Wonder how many vans Darren sharper had sex with.
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08-18-2016, 09:09 PM | #30 |
Pessimistically optimistic.
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He got all up in that grill.
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