Food and Drink Papa Murphy's is Nutty! - Page 2

**gblowfish** · 09-16-2014, 11:34 AM

Does this pizza taste a little... nutty?

A Texas teen employed at a Papa Murphy's pizza franchise faces criminal charges after a customer caught him in the act of rubbing his scrotum on an uncooked stuffed-crust Hawaiian pizza that he'd ordered, according to the Austin American-Statesman.

When the customer asked Austin Symonds how old he was, he replied that he was 18, KEYE reports.

"So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone's pizza," the customer said, according to the station.

"Yes," Symonds replied. "Man, I am really sorry, that was stupid."

Symonds was apparently upset that an order had come in just before closing time. He allegedly admitted to police that he'd probably have fulfilled the order with the tainted pizza if he hadn't been caught.

Symonds is charged with tampering with a consumer product. He was released on $10,000 bail.

Papa Murphy's is a Washington-based chain that makes take-and-bake pizza.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...ushpmg00000022

Mennonite · 09-16-2014, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage

They make the pizza right in front of you. lol. clearly the customer saw it. Did he try to time it real quick when the guy looked away or something?

Was it Siegfried or Roy that said "The balls are quicker than the eye...but not a tiger"?

**wazu** · 09-16-2014, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage

They make the pizza right in front of you. lol. clearly the customer saw it. Did he try to time it real quick when the guy looked away or something?

This is what I don't get. How can the person writing this article not go into some kind of logistical explanation of how this is even possible? From the article it sounds like the employee flopped it out right in front of the customer, and rubbed his balls on his food. And then they had a dialogue about it. Maybe that's how it went down but it's so bizarre it could have used clarification.

**Easy 6** · 09-16-2014, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited

I know it shouldn't matter, but this is why I never **** with a place right before they're closing.

It's also why I don't take part in huge group orders at work. I'll hear these dumbasses around me calling in mass orders, making all kinds of special requests, being all rude about it. Nope, I'll handle my own food intake, enjoy your curly hairs.

So much THIS.

**gblowfish** · 09-16-2014, 01:23 PM

I guess he should have ordered it "un-stuffed..."

Eureka · 09-16-2014, 01:26 PM

I worked at taco bell for a bit in HS and a co-worker would spit in peoples food if you were rude or acted tough.

One time a group of guys came in and acted all hardcore while being rude at the same time. Almost every employee spit in their food. I watched as these guys acted tough and treated us like crap. All I could do was laugh.

Needless to say I'm always polite to people serving my food!

Mennonite · 09-16-2014, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Eureka

I worked at taco bell for a bit in HS and a co-worker would spit in peoples food if you were rude or acted tough.

One time a group of guys came in and acted all hardcore while being rude at the same time. Almost every employee spit in their food. I watched as these guys acted tough and treated us like crap. All I could do was laugh.

They're eating at Taco Bell - they clearly don't give a **** what's in their food.

09-16-2014, 11:34 AM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	Papa Murphy's is Nutty! Does this pizza taste a little... nutty? A Texas teen employed at a Papa Murphy's pizza franchise faces criminal charges after a customer caught him in the act of rubbing his scrotum on an uncooked stuffed-crust Hawaiian pizza that he'd ordered, according to the Austin American-Statesman. When the customer asked Austin Symonds how old he was, he replied that he was 18, KEYE reports. "So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone's pizza," the customer said, according to the station. "Yes," Symonds replied. "Man, I am really sorry, that was stupid." Symonds was apparently upset that an order had come in just before closing time. He allegedly admitted to police that he'd probably have fulfilled the order with the tainted pizza if he hadn't been caught. Symonds is charged with tampering with a consumer product. He was released on $10,000 bail. Papa Murphy's is a Washington-based chain that makes take-and-bake pizza. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...ushpmg00000022
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09-16-2014, 01:23 PM	#19
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	I guess he should have ordered it "un-stuffed..."
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09-16-2014, 01:26 PM	#20
Eureka C Chiefs once a year! Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Cali Casino cash: $2506097	I worked at taco bell for a bit in HS and a co-worker would spit in peoples food if you were rude or acted tough. One time a group of guys came in and acted all hardcore while being rude at the same time. Almost every employee spit in their food. I watched as these guys acted tough and treated us like crap. All I could do was laugh. Needless to say I'm always polite to people serving my food!
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