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Simply Red · 11-02-2009, 12:55 PM

... how about fart?

What foods make you shit and fart, substantially?

TIA

-SR

Psyko Tek · 11-02-2009, 11:03 PM

just ate jambalya fomr fresh and easy
let you know tomorrow

tonyetony · 11-03-2009, 12:02 AM

All of it eventually.

**007** · 11-03-2009, 12:17 AM

coffee
chocolate

greg63 · 11-03-2009, 12:23 AM

Polish sausages
Chili

KCChiefsMan · 11-03-2009, 02:08 AM

pretty much any food will make me shit eventually

mcan · 11-03-2009, 03:10 AM

Awesome thread!

I'm pretty golden with just about any food. Some will make me feel bloated, but not crazy. The one thing that gets me though...

FRUIT!

And the weird thing is, its only if I haven't had any fruit for a long time and then overdo it one day. If I drink a whole big bottle of apple juice it makes me fart so bad that it made my friend George puke... He was laughing the whole time he was puking too. College classic moment. Once had a huge bowl of pineapple and wound up on the toilet for about 6 hours with the most painful runs I've ever had.

Also, if I drink a bunch of red wine and I get GREEN feces!
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ziggysocki · 11-03-2009, 05:45 AM

I forgot about cabbage. Farts begin immediately. If I eat boiled cabbage, within 15 minutes, and I have the smell of a decomposing skunk that has taken a bath in a dog shit/toxic waste mixture.

**bevischief** · 11-03-2009, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ziggysocki

I forgot about cabbage. Farts begin immediately. If I eat boiled cabbage, within 15 minutes, and I have the smell of a decomposing skunk that has taken a bath in a dog shit/toxic waste mixture.

**Baby Lee** · 11-03-2009, 08:55 AM

On rare occasions a steak will somehow cause my bowels to sop up all the excess H2O in my system, and about 1/2 hour after the meal I take a most urgent water shit. Talk about velocity, it's more like taking a piss with my anus.
Very refreshed after. Think hosing all the grass clippings off your sidewalk.
With the exception of those few moments of urgency between onset and sitdown it's a win-win.

For gas, it's broccoli, cabbage or great northern beans, the longer in the crockpot, the more potent.

**BigMeatballDave** · 11-03-2009, 09:11 AM

Shit? I'm gonna say all of them....

JuicesFlowing · 11-03-2009, 10:11 AM

IHOP will pretty much clean me out in the worst way. I never eat there anymore.

**gblowfish** · 11-03-2009, 10:18 AM

Why is this not designated as a poop thread???

RedThat · 11-26-2009, 12:15 PM

Green tea makes you go...It's a fact! I've been drinking about 2-3 cups a day, and been hitting the can twice a day. It's great.

I've also done some research on it and for those who are interested, I found some interesting information that I'd like to share.

Green tea is considered a natural cure for constipation mainly because it promotes "friendly" bacteria in the intestines thereby encourages bowel regularity.

These friendly bacteria helps increase your resistance to infection, helps maintain bowel regularity, and promotes digestion. It has also been reported that regular consumption of green tea results in a reduced odor from the feces.

Also:

If there aren't any serious underlying causes, there is a natural constipation relief.

Make sure you drink plenty of water. Water adds soft bulk to stools. It's also required by the cells of the colon to lubricate the stools' passage.

**Easy 6** · 11-26-2009, 12:18 PM

Long John Silvers.

Its a Gaseous Crap-Fest of Epic proportions.

wildcat09 · 11-26-2009, 12:22 PM

the answer is "yes"

11-02-2009, 12:55 PM
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11-03-2009, 03:10 AM	#81
mcan Apr 13,1949 – Dec 15, 2011 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $9996085	Awesome thread! I'm pretty golden with just about any food. Some will make me feel bloated, but not crazy. The one thing that gets me though... FRUIT! And the weird thing is, its only if I haven't had any fruit for a long time and then overdo it one day. If I drink a whole big bottle of apple juice it makes me fart so bad that it made my friend George puke... He was laughing the whole time he was puking too. College classic moment. Once had a huge bowl of pineapple and wound up on the toilet for about 6 hours with the most painful runs I've ever had. Also, if I drink a bunch of red wine and I get GREEN feces! Posted via Mobile Device
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11-03-2009, 05:45 AM	#82
ziggysocki mmm sweet lemonade Join Date: Oct 2008 Casino cash: $10005000	I forgot about cabbage. Farts begin immediately. If I eat boiled cabbage, within 15 minutes, and I have the smell of a decomposing skunk that has taken a bath in a dog shit/toxic waste mixture.
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11-03-2009, 08:55 AM	#84
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $6838598	On rare occasions a steak will somehow cause my bowels to sop up all the excess H2O in my system, and about 1/2 hour after the meal I take a most urgent water shit. Talk about velocity, it's more like taking a piss with my anus. Very refreshed after. Think hosing all the grass clippings off your sidewalk. With the exception of those few moments of urgency between onset and sitdown it's a win-win. For gas, it's broccoli, cabbage or great northern beans, the longer in the crockpot, the more potent. __________________ We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W.
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11-26-2009, 12:15 PM	#88
RedThat Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Earth Casino cash: $10004900	Green tea makes you go...It's a fact! I've been drinking about 2-3 cups a day, and been hitting the can twice a day. It's great. I've also done some research on it and for those who are interested, I found some interesting information that I'd like to share. Green tea is considered a natural cure for constipation mainly because it promotes "friendly" bacteria in the intestines thereby encourages bowel regularity. These friendly bacteria helps increase your resistance to infection, helps maintain bowel regularity, and promotes digestion. It has also been reported that regular consumption of green tea results in a reduced odor from the feces. Also: If there aren't any serious underlying causes, there is a natural constipation relief. Make sure you drink plenty of water. Water adds soft bulk to stools. It's also required by the cells of the colon to lubricate the stools' passage.
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