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They can test for things like gonorrhea and chlamydia through urine. They need your blood to test for herp, syphilis, and HIV though.
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08-02-2015, 12:06 AM | #63 |
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Who doesn't eat the cat?
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08-02-2015, 12:09 AM | #64 |
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Wear a rubber dude. Just use a bareskin.
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08-02-2015, 12:57 AM | #65 |
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AFAIK, eating the cat has the same taste as drinking out of a garden hose #metallic
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I'm suprised you guys haven't joined a monastery yet. Dating young ladies seems to be a complete minefield nowadays.
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08-03-2015, 08:34 AM | #68 |
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Not really dating - I've been working on myself as much as I can and tending to my company.
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08-03-2015, 10:01 AM | #69 |
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You ever incorporate Zaxbys with sex SR?
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Reminds me: I was talking to a coworker about pussy for some reason. He's currently in a long-term relationship. He says something to the effect of "vaginas smell like fish- they all do" and I just gave him this bewildered look. That hasn't been my experience at all. Of all the women I've had sex with, only one had a bad smell. |
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Yup if it tastes like chicken keep on lickin
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Cue kati and buttered popcorn.
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You installed Windows 10 with that chick yet KurtCobain?
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The chick I went down on the other day literally had no smell, and no taste. When she came, the taste quickly changed to a metallic, almost copper flavor. It was strange. Never had that happen before.
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