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Old 08-10-2018, 12:01 PM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 2, Match 10 - ExtremeChief versus Renegade

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - Classic large yard with occasional trees
Starting Distance - 27 feet

ExtremeChief

Main Weapon - A batman-esque Penguin umbrella that shoots out sleep gas, If you can get within three feet.
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 15 Minutes
Special Factors - On your command and at any time, a herd of wild ostriches will be released and will run across your immediate combat area

Renegade

Main Weapon - Small Ball Peen Hammer
Backup Weapon - Bo Staff

Prep Time - 2 Minutes
Special Factors - You have a "small person" sidekick companion w/ small pocketknife
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Old 08-10-2018, 12:02 PM   #2
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I'm going to have to think about this one.
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Old 08-10-2018, 12:13 PM   #3
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How many times can ExtremeChief use the sleeping gas? How long does it take for that sleeping gas to take effect?
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Old 08-10-2018, 12:13 PM   #4
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Would the combatants be allowed to mount the ostriches?

Better to ask whether they'd be allowed to ride the ostriches.
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Old 08-10-2018, 12:49 PM   #5
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Old 08-10-2018, 12:59 PM   #6
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How many times can ExtremeChief use the sleeping gas? How long does it take for that sleeping gas to take effect?
Important questions. Do the ostriches attack?
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Old 08-10-2018, 12:59 PM   #7
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Old 08-10-2018, 01:16 PM   #8
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How many times can ExtremeChief use the sleeping gas? How long does it take for that sleeping gas to take effect?
Seems instant, but for some reason has no effect on henchmen.

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Old 08-10-2018, 01:23 PM   #9
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How many times can ExtremeChief use the sleeping gas? How long does it take for that sleeping gas to take effect?
It's good for three shots and, as noted, has an instant effect.

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Would the combatants be allowed to mount the ostriches?

Better to ask whether they'd be allowed to ride the ostriches.
They may ride the ostriches if they can mount them. Well, you know what I mean.

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Important questions. Do the ostriches attack?
The ostriches are ostriches. I presume that you don't want to tangle with them if they get annoyed, but they're not trained attack ostriches.

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How long do they sleep?
Based on Batman evidence, long enough to be tied to rockets or railroad tracks or sharks.
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Old 08-10-2018, 01:24 PM   #10
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Seems instant, but for some reason has no effect on henchmen.

But what effect does it have on Ostriches?
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Old 08-10-2018, 01:25 PM   #11
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But what effect does it have on Ostriches?
I guess it depends on whose henchmen the ostriches are.
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Old 08-10-2018, 01:26 PM   #12
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Everyone gets trampled to death by the ostriches. The little person is the last to die, somehow - and moves on to the next round.
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Old 08-10-2018, 01:26 PM   #13
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Would the combatants be allowed to mount the ostriches?

Better to ask whether they'd be allowed to ride the ostriches.
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Old 08-10-2018, 01:38 PM   #14
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Old 08-10-2018, 01:44 PM   #15
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Typically a bo staff is 6 feet long so that can keep ExtremeChief far enough away to negate the sleeping gas. Hit him in the head a few times with that staff to made him woozy and send in the little guy to finish him off.
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