****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

Spoiler!

Committed - Not Yet Signed

Name	Pos	Location	Ht	Wt	40	Rivals Rating
Paul Adams	OL	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'6"	270		5.5
Sam Bailey	OL	Lamar, MOLamar Jr/Sr R 1	6'5"	245		5.4
Andy Bauer	OL	St. Louis, MODeSmet	6'6"	304	5.2	5.9
Kendall Blanton	TE	Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs South	6'5"	225		5.4
Nate Brown	WR	Suwanee, GANorth Gwinnett	6'3"	215	4.5	5.7
Logan Cheadle	DB	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	5'10"	165		5.6
Kenya Dennis	DB	Raymond, MSHinds C.C.	6'0"	190		5.5
Michael Fairchild	OL	Overland Park, KSBlue Valley West	6'6"	262		5.4
Darnell Green-Beckham	WR	Springfield, MOHillcrest	6'5"	175		5.3
Zach Hudson	OL	Tampa, FLSickles	6'5"	280		5.5
Stepfawn Hughes	ATH	Fort Worth, TXDunbar	5'10"	170	4.6	5.5
Grant Jones	ATH	Columbia, MOHickman	6'3"	216		5.5
Lawrence Lee	WR	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	5'10"	167	4.5	5.6
Rocel McWilliams	DE	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	6'3"	240		5.5
Kevin Pendleton	OL	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	6'4"	329		5.5
Thomas Richard	WR	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'1"	185		5.4
Tavon Ross	ATH	Cochran, GABleckley County	6'1"	196		5.4
Finis Stribling IV	DB	Thompson's Station, TNIndependence	5'10"	170	4.5	5.4
Greg Taylor	DB	East St. Louis, ILEast St. Louis	5'10"	181		5.7
Trevon Walters	RB	Bradenton, FLManatee	5'10"	189		5.4
Jhonathon Williams	DE	Berrien Springs, MIBerrien Springs	6'6"	230	4.5	5.5
Thomas Wilson	ATH	Buford, GABuford	5'10"	176		5.5
Roderick Winters	LB	Arlington, TXBowie	5'11"	196	4.5	5.3
Ish Witter	RB	Tampa, FLAlonso	5'8"	190	4.6	5.5
Marvin Zanders	QB	Jacksonville, FLRaines	6'1"	175		5.5

[Pepe Silvia]

Josey and Gaines have been sidelined with injuries. Only Mizzou.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Josey and Gaines have been sidelined with injuries. Only Mizzou.

Possibly the best thing that could happen to the program.

A 6 win season will be crippling long-term and if Josey's back to the guy he was 2 years ago, he can drag the Tigers to 2-3 conference wins on his own.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Possibly the best thing that could happen to the program.

A 6 win season will be crippling long-term and if Josey's back to the guy he was 2 years ago, he can drag the Tigers to 2-3 conference wins on his own.

I hate to say it but its best for them to just get thumped. I honestly don't know how much more Pinkel I can take.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Josey and Gaines have been sidelined with injuries. Only Mizzou.

Josey practiced full-speed today and Gaines has a strain. Both will be fine.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

Josey practiced full-speed today and Gaines has a strain. Both will be fine.

****ing newspaper said they were both sidelined, can't those mother****ers get anything right?

[Pitt Gorilla]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

****ing newspaper said they were both sidelined, can't those mother****ers get anything right?

They WERE sidelined (Gaines still is). However, both should be fine for game 1.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

They WERE sidelined (Gaines still is). However, both should be fine for game 1.

Doesn't matter, this will be an epically awful year. I'm usually optimistic but not with that prick driving the program in the ground.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Missouri added two more ** scrubs to the team this week. Average star rating is now 2.55 stars. UMass, Cincy, Temple, Syracuse, Colorado, and Iowa State all have higher average star ratings.

Trevon Walters had offers from Tulane, Toledo, FIU, Marshall, Minnesota, and South Florida

Tavos Ross had a single offer from Middle Tennessee State

This team might win 8 games in '14-'16 combined.

[DeezNutz]

. I feel like a tutor for the program.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

. I feel like a tutor for the program.

Listened to some of the most shameful "journalism" I've ever heard today. The local sports radio station decided to spend most of their program pillorying a book that contains a chapter on the MU tutoring debacle, claiming that it was a hit piece. Of course, they never admit that the station only survives because it broadcasts Missouri sports, and thus, acts as a propaganda arm of the University rather than an actual part of the media meant to cover and report on them.

It's a shit time to be a Tiger. Then again, when isn't it?

[Titty Meat]

I miss beating you guys

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini

I miss beating you guys

[Discuss Thrower]

I'm covering Hillcrest this year.. I'll be sure to report what I see of DGB's lil bro.

[ChiefsCountry]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Listened to some of the most shameful "journalism" I've ever heard today. The local sports radio station decided to spend most of their program pillorying a book that contains a chapter on the MU tutoring debacle, claiming that it was a hit piece. Of course, they never admit that the station only survives because it broadcasts Missouri sports, and thus, acts as a propaganda arm of the University rather than an actual part of the media meant to cover and report on them.

It's a shit time to be a Tiger. Then again, when isn't it?

Zimmer had to convert two other stations to help boost KTGR up just to get the radio deal. Its pretty much a worthless sports station - mainly because their douche sports voice hates KC sports teams. A Mid-Missouri sports station needs to basically have a KC voice teamed with a STL voice.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

I'm covering Hillcrest this year.. I'll be sure to report what I see of DGB's lil bro.

I heard conjecture that he was going to be better than DGB before his leukemia diagnosis. Was that complete bullshit?