For Those That Are Still Interested

[MTG#10]

I know a lot of you probably think Im just an attention-whore and maybe I am to a degree but there are a few that seem to still be interested in my Jerry Springer life since my cheating-whore of a wife left so here's whats happened in the last few months. I dont remember where I left off so some of this may be old news.

Hot-air balloon girl turned out to be a self-centered bitch. Shit had been building up for a while then one night we were at my daughter's play and she was texting someone through the entire show so when I dropped her off I told her to lose my number. We didnt talk until about a month later she started texting me and now wont leave me alone. She sends me poems, she left flowers and a stuffed lion on my doorstep, says she's in love w/me...really weird. She never really acted like she gave a shit until she lost me but whatever. I actually hit it again a couple days ago and it was probably wrong because I shouldn't mess with her feelings like that but I dont plan on doing it again.

No more than three days after shit went down with hot-air balloon girl I met another chick (online..yeah I know) who was the subject of my "Women are Crazy" thread that I took a lot of heat for. Our little fling lasted about a month then I cut it off with her because she would never let me see her naked..seriously every time we did the deed it had to be dark. I never felt anything out of the ordinary, so I don't think she had any embarrassing deformations or anything but I couldnt get past it so I told her things were moving too fast and I bolted. She still texts me occasionally wanting to "hang out" but I always come up with an excuse.

A week or so later a girl that used to date my old room-mate about 11 years ago found me on facebook. Come to find out she had always liked me and actually came in my room one night back then when my roommate was sleeping because she wanted to **** but I was drunk and wouldnt wake up. So Ive been having a little thing with her for awhile now. Its weird because she used to be really good friends w/my wife and they were even cheerleaders together back in high school. My wife isnt too happy about it but whatever, I really like this one and Im actually starting to get feelings for her. The only problem is she's going through the same thing as me and even still lives w/her husband. He wont ever watch their kids so I dont get to see her but about 2-3 times/week and even then its only about 3-4 hours. And yes he knows they are done and he has a girlfriend too.

Then there's another chick that I met through my work that I ****ed on New Years eve...she doesn't work with me but my company has business with her's so that's how that came about. She's nothing more than a **** though and we've both agreed to that. I don't know anything about her other than where she works, and that she's hot. I don't even know her last name.

Then about a week ago a really old fling, one that I dated about 2 years before I met my wife found me on facebook and we hooked up last saturday, and are supposed to again this saturday. At one time I wanted to marry this girl until she blew my best friend. She is starting to talk about old feelings coming back so I'm probably going to have to set her straight soon because I'm not feeling them.

But I am going to drop all these girls once my wife's old friend gets her own place. She's going to use her tax return to do it so it should only be about a month or so. This is the first girl Ive actually had real feelings for since my wife and we get along great. One of the many things I really like about her is she's EXTREMELY possessive. I know thats normally not a good thing to most people but it turns me on. The girl only weighs about 100 lbs but talks so much shit and says shit like she's going to beat "all these bitches asses" if they dont leave me alone once we make it official. She's feisty as hell and it cracks me up.

Anyway thats it. Flame/support away.

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by TrebMaxx

Faces and names thread.

That thread is over 100 pages......I gave up.

[Chief Pote]

Originally Posted by Otter

Bah, these stories are boring.

Where's Endelt when you need him? He'd be telling us how he passed out with his penis still in a fat chicks butt with no condom while she ate chocolate covered pretzels from the ash tray waiting for him to regain consciences.

[BigVE]

Originally Posted by wutamess

Calm down on the you've slept with 3 women go get tested rhetoric.

Condoms don't stop everything but you don't have to fear monger him because he wants to bang a lot of chicks.

Using condoms, chances are nil that he has nothing but HPV which 70-80% of the sexually active population has anyways.

You dont have to try to convince me of anything, I could care less. For what it's worth, when he/you/we sleep with someone it's about like sleeping with everyone else THEY have slept with before so YES a STD test would be appropriate...you don't know where them gals have been and neither does he.

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by frazod

If you're serious, I'll have to kill you.

Cameras of any kind weren't allowed.

[MTG#10]

I may post a pic of hot-air balloon girl since I could give 2 shits of what she thinks about me.

[Mile High Mania]

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

Back down son.

Whatever, if he's going to throw it out there... he can take the comments.

[dirk digler]

Originally Posted by MTG#10

I didnt really either until I started a facebook account. Half of these girls are people I used to know when I was a teenager. One I was set up with by my mom, and the other is the only one I actually had to put any kind of "moves" on.

I have a facebook account but I never use it. I just can't get into it.

[BigVE]

Originally Posted by Mile High Mania

Whatever, if he's going to throw it out there... he can take the comments.

I believe his response was due to fact that he and Mtg are practically neighbors...same neck of the woods basically.

[wutamess]

Originally Posted by BigVE

You dont have to try to convince me of anything, I could care less. For what it's worth, when he/you/we sleep with someone it's about like sleeping with everyone else THEY have slept with before so YES a STD test would be appropriate...you don't know where them gals have been and neither does he.

Dude... You're killing me with the STD talk. Yeah yeah yeah... sleep with one it's exponential. That's what condoms are for. Would you rather him choose one and really get to know her before he bangs her? Would that make your conscience feel better about who might/might not have an STD?

Should he get married again to REALLY be safe? STD's ARE out there but if you're careful (with condoms) then chances of you contracting them are really small.

He's not the first to ever bang 3-4 chicks in 6 months you know and not have an STD.

[Mile High Mania]

Originally Posted by BigVE

I believe his response was due to fact that he and Mtg are practically neighbors...same neck of the woods basically.

Ohhh... , that's funny now.

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by wutamess

Dude... You're killing me with the STD talk. Yeah yeah yeah... sleep with one it's exponential. That's what condoms are for. Would you rather him choose one and really get to know her before he bangs her? Would that make your conscience feel better about who might/might not have an STD?

Should he get married again to REALLY be safe? STD's ARE out there but if you're careful (with condoms) then chances of you contracting them are really small.

He's not the first to ever bang 3-4 chicks in 6 months you know and not have an STD.

I think, perhaps, his judgment is based on perhaps a preconceived notion of the women with which he is engaging in the sexual acts.

[Skip Towne]

My niece tells me the best way to get over somebody is to get under somebody.

[thecoffeeguy]

Originally Posted by Otter

Bah, these stories are boring.

Where's Endelt when you need him? He'd be telling us how he passed out with his penis still in a fat chicks butt with no condom while she ate chocolate covered pretzels from the ash tray waiting for him to regain consciences.

I had to walk outside after reading this because I was laughing so hard.

[MTG#10]

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

My niece tells me the best way to get over somebody is to get under somebody.

It sure has helped. But I prefer to be on top.

[wutamess]

Originally Posted by Jilly

I think, perhaps, his judgment is based on perhaps a preconceived notion of the women with which he is engaging in the sexual acts.

I understand, The single world is a game in which we've all played. I'm sure we didn't GO GET TESTED after every one night stand, drunken encounter, slut fuch with a condom we've had. There's no reason to bring it up in this case.

By bringing it up it gives the impression that he's better than him or looks down on him. Personally it rubs me the wrong way and I really don't know why I'm defending MTG about it.

Thanks Jilly, I just remembered. I really shouldn't give a shit.

~Somehow picked the wrong battle.