Food and Drink The coolest and best cooler evah! - Page 2

**BigRedChief** · 01:17 PM

There’s a couple of ideas here that are genuine enhancements to the traditional cooler design. Including a strip of waterproof LED lights, a ceramic blade, a stash place for disposable plates, and a divider that actually keeps water out of the other side if you choose are all things that a great cooler could and should have.

The addition of USB ports for charging phones a cameras, removable waterproof speaker for your phone, and a functional blender in the top of the machine? That’s just showing off.

They have raised $3 Million on kickstarter
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects...thats-actually

**RealSNR** · 07-12-2014, 08:26 PM

****ing stupid name for that dude's product.

Not interested. He needs to get a more creative brain or get raped.

**Bowser** · 07-12-2014, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

****ing stupid name for that dude's product.

Not interested. He needs to get a more creative brain or get raped.

That piss poor attitude won't get you a strawberry daiquiri from MY Coolest. And no, I won't change the goddamned station on Pandora, either.

**RealSNR** · 07-12-2014, 08:32 PM

He should have named it "The Coolist". Like a rapist. Except instead of raping stuff, it cools your beverages and food.

**Bowser** · 07-12-2014, 08:34 PM

Because what beats a great time at the lake with cold drinks, a blender, a port for your phone, and a rapist!

**RealSNR** · 07-12-2014, 08:36 PM

"Buy your Coolist today!

Because all other coolers aren't legitimate!"

Pepe Silvia · 07-12-2014, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

$180 for a cooler.

yeah, ok.

It better give you head for $180.

Dayze · 07-12-2014, 08:46 PM

lol.

probably a $20 option. which, all things considered....pretty good damned deal.

**RealSNR** · 07-12-2014, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo

It better give you head for $180.

My Coolist will give you head whether you want it or not.

**Bowser** · 07-12-2014, 08:49 PM

Yeah, I don't think sticking your junk in the blender is a good substitute.

Pepe Silvia · 07-12-2014, 08:51 PM

lol That reminds me of the Napper Crapper 9000 from Stay Tuned. (skip to 3:15)

Dayze · 07-12-2014, 08:54 PM

I know a gal who's always hanging around out back of a 7-11 nearby; she'll give you one and will hold your beer while doing so.

So, she's sort of like a Coolist.

Fish · 07-12-2014, 09:14 PM

I can't count the number of times I've been on the boat or at the beach and thought "Man, if only I had a blender."

Literally.

**Baby Lee** · 07-12-2014, 09:15 PM

Not averse in theory, and didn't check all their pricing, but there's no way in hell that 18 V blender performs like a $229 blender. Take a good $150 off that "if you bought all this separately" line.

**BigRedChief** · 07-12-2014, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

As far as the cooler in the OP Cooler: A bear would be in there in 5 seconds and I have no use for a blender or charging a cell phone where I go play. Hell there's is no cell reception in most places I go play which is the way I like it. To each their own, but not my thing.

When I'm drinking and partying, I'd rather not have to worry about bear attacks or a bear stealing my beer.

go bo · 07-13-2014, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief

When I'm drinking and partying, I'd rather not have to worry about bear attacks or a bear stealing my beer.

yeah, but you have alligators and killer whales and all...

i heard giant sharks like to eat party boats because of all the snacks and beer...

07-12-2014, 01:11 PM
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07-12-2014, 08:34 PM	#19
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $3481616	Because what beats a great time at the lake with cold drinks, a blender, a port for your phone, and a rapist!
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Dayze Resident Glue Sniffer Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $5219358	lol. probably a $20 option. which, all things considered....pretty good damned deal. __________________ Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial. RIP & Godspeed: Saccoppo Lonewolf Ed Fire Me Boy
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07-12-2014, 08:49 PM	#24
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $3481616	Yeah, I don't think sticking your junk in the blender is a good substitute.
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07-12-2014, 08:51 PM	#25
Pepe Silvia MVP Join Date: Oct 2012 Casino cash: $1954664	lol That reminds me of the Napper Crapper 9000 from Stay Tuned. (skip to 3:15)
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07-12-2014, 08:54 PM	#26
Dayze Resident Glue Sniffer Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $5219358	I know a gal who's always hanging around out back of a 7-11 nearby; she'll give you one and will hold your beer while doing so. So, she's sort of like a Coolist. __________________ Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial. RIP & Godspeed: Saccoppo Lonewolf Ed Fire Me Boy
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07-12-2014, 09:14 PM	#27
Fish Ain't no relax! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2328919	I can't count the number of times I've been on the boat or at the beach and thought "Man, if only I had a blender." Literally. __________________
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07-12-2014, 09:15 PM	#28
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $6838598	Not averse in theory, and didn't check all their pricing, but there's no way in hell that 18 V blender performs like a $229 blender. Take a good $150 off that "if you bought all this separately" line. __________________ We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W.
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