Life frickin dog question - Page 3

seclark · 04-10-2017, 11:41 AM

so, the son and his wife went to some kind of money managing class. they came up with a plan on how to get out of debt and build a new house(i'm 57 and never been out of debt). anyway, the main part of the plan is for them and the 3 grandkids to move in w/the wife and i. actually, no biggie...grandkids usually stay w/us every weekend, and we know they're going to get older and not want to come out as much. life.

so, they sell their house and move in w/us 2 weeks ago. everything seems to be working fine, except the 3 dogs they brought w/them. used to living in a fenced in yard and sleeping in the house. i've got 30 acres for them to run wherever they want, but they seem to be happiest laying on the wifes ****in patio furniture. holler, scream, shake a stupid can w/rocks in it(dumbest idea of all), to no avail. the wife went to town and bought some spray shit for $40 and sprayed it all over the furniture saturday. yesterday morning...yep, they're laying on the patio furniture. she sprayed it again, but i know they'll be back.

so...surely some of you guys/gals have experienced this before and have a solution besides antifreeze and/or bullets? they're pretty cool dogs, really, but the wife is driving me ****in nuts over this.

suggestions?
tia
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**ExtremeChief** · 04-10-2017, 01:59 PM

Unfortunately its seems as if you have too many patios.

Holladay · 04-10-2017, 02:00 PM

tape some thumb tacks on the seats. A lil pain is a good detector. They will be afraid of the furniture because it "bit" them.

Don't tell the wife and she how she found out

Again, a lil pain...

booger · 04-10-2017, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rooster

Sounds legit.

You must think like a hound to outsmart the hound!

**Iowanian** · 04-10-2017, 02:02 PM

No one would like my solution.

The next best is probably a shock collar. You get the satisfaction of letting them ride the lightening every time they do something you don't want them doing. If it were my dogs, and I were staying with you I'd do whatever I needed to do to make you happy, up and to getting rid of them under the same circumstances.

Shock them.

**Perineum Ripper** · 04-10-2017, 02:18 PM

Wait till wife leaves then get ride of all the old patio furniture and get yourself a few of these

When you are done using them fold them up and the dogs can't lay on them

Wife bitches at you fold them up and hit her with them

BigBeauford · 04-10-2017, 02:25 PM

Sounds like your son needs to be doing his part to get his dogs in line since they probably listen better to him. I know if my parents gave me as huge of a break as you are giving him, I would do everything in my power to keep you happy. If that means getting rid of the dogs then so be it.

seclark · 04-10-2017, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by mac459

Wait till wife leaves then get ride of all the old patio furniture and get yourself a few of these

When you are done using them fold them up and the dogs can't lay on them

Wife bitches at you fold them up and hit her with them

haha...i've got one i take to the river. love it.

well, about 4-5 decent suggestions out of 30+...place never changes.
**** you gochiefs.
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**ptlyon** · 04-10-2017, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBeauford

Sounds like your son needs to be doing his part to get his dogs in line since they probably listen better to him. I know if my parents gave me as huge of a break as you are giving him, I would do everything in my power to keep you happy. If that means getting rid of the dogs then so be it.

Everything?

Frazod · 04-10-2017, 02:36 PM

I would agree that it's the kids' responsibility to deal with this issue, not yours.

BigBeauford · 04-10-2017, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

Everything?

I mean if you are implying dropping on my knees to felate my pops, no. I am saying within reason you shouldn't be letting your dad have to take care of your baggage that you drug into his house.

**loochy** · 04-10-2017, 02:41 PM

it's patio furniture?

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**SAUTO** · 04-10-2017, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

Get a spray bottle with water in it and leave it there. Every time you see them on the furniture, spray them with it. They'll learn eventually.

that doesnt work at all with my rott puppy. like AT ALL. she actually LIKES getting sprayed in the face with it.

**ptlyon** · 04-10-2017, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO

that doesnt work at all with my rott puppy. like AT ALL. she actually LIKES getting sprayed in the face with it.

Some bitches do

seclark · 04-10-2017, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

No one would like my solution.

The next best is probably a shock collar. You get the satisfaction of letting them ride the lightening every time they do something you don't want them doing. If it were my dogs, and I were staying with you I'd do whatever I needed to do to make you happy, up and to getting rid of them under the same circumstances.

Shock them.

not a bad idea...happy birthday you old bastard.
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**HemiEd** · 04-10-2017, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ASS11

being shit with money runs in your family huh?

also these people are trying to get out of debt so they decided it was a good idea to pay for all the costs associated with THREE ****ING DOGS?

eat the dogs.

You have really matured. Just a few years ago you would have been enticing the dogs with peanut butter on your dipstick.

I am with the let the dogs enjoy the patio furniture group.

You are being a real help to your kids, just go one more step and let the dogs lay where they want sec.

04-10-2017, 11:41 AM
seclark MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: nemo Casino cash: $1739900	frickin dog question so, the son and his wife went to some kind of money managing class. they came up with a plan on how to get out of debt and build a new house(i'm 57 and never been out of debt). anyway, the main part of the plan is for them and the 3 grandkids to move in w/the wife and i. actually, no biggie...grandkids usually stay w/us every weekend, and we know they're going to get older and not want to come out as much. life. so, they sell their house and move in w/us 2 weeks ago. everything seems to be working fine, except the 3 dogs they brought w/them. used to living in a fenced in yard and sleeping in the house. i've got 30 acres for them to run wherever they want, but they seem to be happiest laying on the wifes **in patio furniture. holler, scream, shake a stupid can w/rocks in it(dumbest idea of all), to no avail. the wife went to town and bought some spray shit for $40 and sprayed it all over the furniture saturday. yesterday morning...yep, they're laying on the patio furniture. she sprayed it again, but i know they'll be back. so...surely some of you guys/gals have experienced this before and have a solution besides antifreeze and/or bullets? they're pretty cool dogs, really, but the wife is driving me **in nuts over this. suggestions? tia sec
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04-10-2017, 02:00 PM	#32
Holladay Veteran Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $2649480	tape some thumb tacks on the seats. A lil pain is a good detector. They will be afraid of the furniture because it "bit" them. Don't tell the wife and she how she found out Again, a lil pain...
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Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4798454	No one would like my solution. The next best is probably a shock collar. You get the satisfaction of letting them ride the lightening every time they do something you don't want them doing. If it were my dogs, and I were staying with you I'd do whatever I needed to do to make you happy, up and to getting rid of them under the same circumstances. Shock them.
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Perineum Ripper Supporter Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $1979542	Wait till wife leaves then get ride of all the old patio furniture and get yourself a few of these When you are done using them fold them up and the dogs can't lay on them Wife bitches at you fold them up and hit her with them
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04-10-2017, 02:25 PM	#36
BigBeauford MVP Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Lenexa, KS Casino cash: $2296717	Sounds like your son needs to be doing his part to get his dogs in line since they probably listen better to him. I know if my parents gave me as huge of a break as you are giving him, I would do everything in my power to keep you happy. If that means getting rid of the dogs then so be it.
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Frazod WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $3175085	I would agree that it's the kids' responsibility to deal with this issue, not yours.
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