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10-01-2014, 04:21 PM | #16 |
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Ask her if she would suck dick for $75..after her answer you lean back in your chair..pull your juice box up to your lips..say interesting..sip from the straw..then stab her in the neck..get in there before it gets cold..take her money then go to a nice steak house
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10-01-2014, 04:25 PM | #17 |
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I'm out for a few minutes. I need to shower the death from my body. The blood seems to have taken hold on my skin. I may keep the $75.
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10-01-2014, 04:41 PM | #18 |
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Thats almost unfair.
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10-01-2014, 04:45 PM | #19 |
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Try to convert her to Islam
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10-01-2014, 04:46 PM | #20 |
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10-01-2014, 04:48 PM | #21 |
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With a large and very sharp knife you are picking your teeth with
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10-01-2014, 04:51 PM | #22 |
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10-01-2014, 05:05 PM | #23 |
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Lots of good suggestions already. If I was to offer a few, they would be:
Option 1. Small independent restaurant that features either locally grown stuff or vegetarian stuff. Chicks think that's the coolest thing in the world. Then out to a coffee shop for dessert, but not one with some live guitarist who always - ALWAYS - has the mike turned up too loud for people to talk. I can't stand going anywhere for live music except a concert. Option 2. Walk through the local botanic garden and then lunch at the on-site cafe that undoubtedly features locally grown and/or vegetarian entrees. See Option 1, plus chicks love flowers. Option 3. Drive her as far as $37.50 in gas will get you, and then tell her that you'll drive her back if she'll put out in the back seat.
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10-01-2014, 05:28 PM | #24 |
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10-01-2014, 05:44 PM | #25 |
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10-01-2014, 05:48 PM | #26 |
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The young folks don't really do dates nowadays. They hang out. That's a date from what I'm told.
A movie and a bite. Rollerblading and a bite. Plane ride over foliage with a friend who flies. Do as a double date, followed by a bite. Climb a mountain and a bite Tour a cool city and a bite. Visit an art museum, or any kind of museum you're into or or she is...then a bite. Dune buggying and a bite. |
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10-01-2014, 05:52 PM | #27 |
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Live music at some cool but cheap bar...find out what she likes
or some open mic comedy night type deal 10 bucks or 20 bucks a ticket plus some drinks or some free concert in a park or whatnot find out where some live events are and just ask her if she is into it...
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10-01-2014, 05:59 PM | #30 |
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Honestly - I'd go to the movies and simply buy a shit ton of shit.
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