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Subway: 10 years of marketing down the crapper!
Jared being investigated for child porno. The executive director of his foundation to help fat kids has already been arrested. I'm sure the marketing weasels at Subway are beating their heads against the desk right about now...
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07-07-2015, 01:03 PM | #46 |
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Damn, Jared has tits. So much for the Subway Diet.
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07-07-2015, 01:06 PM | #47 |
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Well, they might not find kiddie porn on his computer. He probably likes to beat it to pictures of Sonic Hot Fudge Sundaes, and Big Macs, and Chili Cheese Fries..stuff like that.
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07-07-2015, 01:06 PM | #48 |
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An attorney for Jared Fogle says the Subway pitchman has not been arrested on any crime and is cooperating with investigators as they look into items authorities took out of his Zionsville home.
"Jared has been cooperating, and continues to cooperate, with law enforcement in their investigation of unspecified charges and looks forward to its conclusion," attorney Ron Elberger said in an email. "He has not been detained, arrested or charged with any crime or offense." |
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07-07-2015, 01:09 PM | #49 |
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07-07-2015, 01:10 PM | #50 |
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If Jared's caught up in this, I doubt Subway takes that big of a hit if they truly had no idea and if they have good PR. Think they were kind of distancing themselves from him anyway.
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07-07-2015, 02:24 PM | #51 |
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I think the fact that he was photographed with Rebecca Wild titties is way more damaging to Subway than kiddie porn.
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07-07-2015, 02:38 PM | #52 | |
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You probably also think you can score a debate point by saying "But, but, you didn't answer the question", so I'll answer the question you posed. I do not know if Jared was born with a sexual attraction for children. But again, it doesn't matter. The two issues are completely different. And I think you know that. |
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07-07-2015, 03:04 PM | #53 |
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07-07-2015, 05:07 PM | #55 |
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What if it was like virtual kiddy porn? Victimless crime?
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07-07-2015, 05:37 PM | #57 |
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07-07-2015, 05:39 PM | #58 |
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I wonder if this will be a bigger issue than Michael Strahan getting the sack record via collusion with Brett Favre.
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07-07-2015, 05:40 PM | #59 |
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I'll wait until charges are filed before rushing to judgment. They maybe looking for anything involving the director.
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