ChiefsPlanet 2013 Douche of the Year-Round Three-The Douchy Elite Eight

[Frazod]

We're getting down to the end. This poll will determine the Final Four.

No more multiple choice - from here on out, one douche, one vote. So choose your douche carefully.

Let's get it on!

ADVANCING TO THE FINAL FOUR

DaneMcCloud
Bl4ckmon
Piers Morgan (Wickedson)
[Zach]

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma

Okay, I like pootie better.

Now bus my table.

sorry

never served a gay before

[Cephalic Trauma]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

'click' eh?

Click, clique, whatever.

I don't frequent urbandictionary, hootie.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Ponderception

Hootie

you'd be more original but we already had a registered sex offender on this board before you

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma

Click, clique, whatever.

I don't frequent urbandictionary, hootie.

I just figured an intellectual gay like yourself would know how to spell

[Hootie]

did I say gay? I meant guy. Oh no, no I didn't. bundle of sticks.

[Cephalic Trauma]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

sorry

never served a gay before

Sucking cock, as you put in your last post, is gay. Maybe only college grads understand that

[Sorter]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

you'd be more original but we already had a registered sex offender on this board before you

Ouch.

That's pretty mean Hootie. I never said anything mean to you. Now my feelings are hurt.

[Sorter]

****, nvm Hootie. I can see how the Tom posts were hurtful. Carry on.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma

Sucking cock, as you put in your last post, is gay. Maybe only college grads understand that

uhm maybe you should freshen up on what is gay

sucking cock isn't gay

getting your cock sucked by a dude is gay

I can suck all the cock I want and it's not gay at all. But if you get your dick sucked by me it is super gay.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Ponderception

****, nvm Hootie. I can see how the Tom posts were hurtful. Carry on.

I don't understand. Speak without all that dick in your mouth, n00b.

[patteeu]

Originally Posted by Piers Morgan

And you're bad at winning elections. oh well

You're confusing me with someone else. I've won every election I've ever been in. I think my last one was senior class treasurer or something along those lines.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by patteeu

You're confusing me with someone else. I've won every election I've ever been in. I think my last one was senior class treasurer or something along those lines.

a well placed thumb will do that for you

[Sorter]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

I don't understand. Speak without all that dick in your mouth, n00b.

How rude.

[patteeu]

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma

This board is largely conservative and full of guys who toe the party line on everything, whether they admit to it or not. There is a large subset of posters who will swarm like sharks the minute they hear anything that is remotely liberal.

They will bombard your rep with messages about being a "libturd", follow you around, and dedicate their entire week to making threads about douches on a Chiefs message board.

Yeah, he's the asshole.

I don't find that to be the case. There are a couple of guys who have called me a liberal when I deviate from the party line, but most don't.

[Bugeater]

@ Wickedson and Hootie trying to out-douche each other.