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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 71 59.17%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.50%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.33%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.33%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.67%
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:09 AM  
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Oral Sex Frequency

So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we ****. U jelly?
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Old 12-19-2014, 05:54 PM   #211
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Okay, well at least she's not alone (I guess):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooter
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Old 12-19-2014, 05:54 PM   #212
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Wow. Is that Dukes of Hazzard? If so, I'm going to have some fun tonight when she and the kids get home.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:10 PM   #213
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His nickname was "Crazy Cooter"?



Mischief commences... And she won't get too mad, because it's my birthday tomorrow and she takes those seriously.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:13 PM   #214
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His nickname was "Crazy Cooter"?



Mischief commences... And she won't get too mad, because it's my birthday tomorrow and she takes those seriously.
We are 3 days apart.

That explains so much.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:16 PM   #215
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All instances of coitus MUST include oral, both ways. No question. It's simply barbaric otherwise.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:18 PM   #216
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All instances of coitus MUST include oral, both ways. No question. It's simply barbaric otherwise.
When I can hang from a shower curtain rod by my ankle instead?

No thanks.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:20 PM   #217
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We are 3 days apart.

That explains so much.
Wife's is the 18th. We should have a threesome next year.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:21 PM   #218
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Do you have kids?
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:22 PM   #219
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Wife's is the 18th. We should have a threesome next year.
My step dad's is the 16th, can't we just trade?

Your wife is hot but Cooter was never my favorite character.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:23 PM   #220
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When I can hang from a shower curtain rod by my ankle instead?

No thanks.
Patience my dear.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:23 PM   #221
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My step dad's is the 16th, can't we just trade?

Your wife is hot but Cooter was never my favorite character.


Happy belated birthday, by the way. I hope you had a good one.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:28 PM   #222
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:33 PM   #223
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:53 PM   #225
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