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View Poll Results: Would you do it?
**** Yeah I would 8 20.51%
**** No dumbass 27 69.23%
Depends? 1 2.56%
Think about it. In six months you could be $500,000 richer 5 12.82%
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Old 06-06-2018, 03:51 AM  
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Would you do it?

The small production line I run, on average, ruins 60 bottles for a myriad of reasons. Some just can't be helped. We have a new owner, who is Chinese, and I find out they are exporting every bottle for $200 (We buy the same bottle here in town for $3). So my thought is this. I say I get the production to 100%, and still report the 60 bottles as broken, but take them home, and over time accumulate enough for a couple pallets and ship them to Chineseistan?

One carton of 12 bottles of sparkling water nets $2400 dollars. One pallet has 64 cartons. After shipping costs, whatever that may be (probably what? 2000 bucks). That nets $151,000.

Even if I took home a six pack every day for six months. There is no security, we all are against our new owners, but still maintain our ability to keep our jobs.

FOR ONE ****ING PALLET OF SPARKLING WATER. $150,000

Would you?

Rain Man, you have any shipping vessel recommendations? Looking to maximize my profit to debt ratio

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Old 06-06-2018, 08:30 AM   #16
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Old 06-06-2018, 08:31 AM   #17
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Old 06-06-2018, 08:32 AM   #18
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Old 06-06-2018, 08:32 AM   #19
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Would you do it?

The small production line I run, on average, ruins 60 bottles for a myriad of reasons. Some just can't be helped. We have a new owner, who is Chinese, and I find out they are exporting every bottle for $200 (We buy the same bottle here in town for $3). So my thought is this. I say I get the production to 100%, and still report the 60 bottles as broken, but take them home, and over time accumulate enough for a couple pallets and ship them to Chineseistan?

One carton of 12 bottles of sparkling water nets $2400 dollars. One pallet has 64 cartons. After shipping costs, whatever that may be (probably what? 2000 bucks). That nets $151,000.

Even if I took home a six pack every day for six months. There is no security, we all are against our new owners, but still maintain our ability to keep our jobs.

FOR ONE ****ING PALLET OF SPARKLING WATER. $150,000

Would you?

Rain Man, you have any shipping vessel recommendations? Looking to maximize my profit to debt ratio
Do this with 2 so you can use the funds from one to pay your lawyer and other expenses when you get caught and go to prison.
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Old 06-06-2018, 08:34 AM   #20
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If you cant afford to buy some sparkling water for 50 cents a bottle and sell it for 200$ and you didn't think of this immediately then you are a dipshit
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Old 06-06-2018, 09:05 AM   #21
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I don't see any problem with this plan, in fact it sounds glorious and failproof.

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Old 06-06-2018, 09:14 AM   #22
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I think the key to selling $200 water is not the supply, but rather the demand.

If you can identify a Chinese person willing to pay $200, I can hook you up with some Romanians to get it there.
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Old 06-06-2018, 09:15 AM   #23
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Old 06-06-2018, 10:11 AM   #24
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Old 06-06-2018, 10:28 AM   #25
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Old 06-06-2018, 10:43 AM   #26
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So you'll just magically increase production to 100%, huh?
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Old 06-06-2018, 10:48 AM   #27
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