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Old 03-06-2014, 02:52 PM  
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Scientists Build Orgasm Machine For Women

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) – Scientists have patented a new machine that will provide orgasms for women at the push of a button.

A little smaller than a packet of cigarettes, the machine is designed to be a medical implant that uses electrodes to trigger an orgasm. The device would help some women who suffer from orgasmic dysfunction.

During the operation, a patient would remain conscious so that a surgeon could correctly pinpoint the right nerves to fit the electrodes in a patient’s spinal cord. Then, a signal generator would be connected which would be most likely implanted under the skin of a patient’s buttocks.

Stuart Meloy, a surgeon at Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, N.C., came up with idea by accident.

“I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically,” he said to Newscientist. “I asked her what was up and she said, ‘You’re going to have to teach my husband to do that’.”

Meloy explained that the idea is that orgasms could happen at the push of a button when the implant could be triggered by a hand-held remote control.

However, he explained the treatment is intended to be used in the most serious of orgasmic dysfunction cases because the device is as invasive as a pacemaker.

Medical trials will be conducted by a Minneapolis-based company later this year.
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Old 03-06-2014, 02:54 PM   #2
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Old 03-06-2014, 02:59 PM   #3
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Old 03-06-2014, 03:00 PM   #4
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Old 03-06-2014, 03:02 PM   #5
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My wife has volunteered to answer that question definitively, if needed.

And Brad Pitt.

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Oh I'd throw down with your wife for Mark Webber. I feel like Brad has to know his way around a bedroom or his freak of a wife would have left years ago. George would be the guy that doesn't have to try anymore, so doesn't. He'd just lay there and look pretty.
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Now to be fair they need to make the remote so it only activates when the woman is giving a bj.
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I'm just happy to be in the mix, honestly.
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