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Detoxing 31 50.00%
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Old 07-10-2018, 08:21 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 18 - Detoxing versus canoworms

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.

Venue - A coastal beach
Starting Distance - 81 feet

Detoxing

Main Weapon - Two fist-sized rocks, one of which has a slightly sharp edge
Backup Weapon - 20 sharp small ninja stars

Prep Time - 14 seconds
Special Factors - None

canoworms

Main Weapon - The thigh bone of a large ape
Backup Weapon - BB gun with 50 BBs, each of which is coated with enough poison to slow a person down by 4 percentage points

Prep Time - 9 Minutes
Special Factors - You're wearing an eye patch on your right eye, which you can't remove
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:40 AM   #121
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Nope. Still tied.
Unfortunately, canoworms got the first vote. Your subsequent vote may mean that he gets a flesh-eating bacteria from the sand abrasions that will affect him once he starts the foursome.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:40 AM   #122
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Apparently dead men do tell lies.
Scoreboard don't lie.

Next vote that Detoxing gets make Detoxing the winner.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:41 AM   #123
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Unfortunately, canoworms got the first vote. Your subsequent vote may mean that he gets a flesh-eating bacteria from the sand abrasions that will affect him once he starts the foursome.
I'll need to see proof of this first, buddy.

For all i know, i got the first vote.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:43 AM   #124
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I'll need to see proof of this first, buddy.

For all i know, i got the first vote.
You are seriously deranged from the poison.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:44 AM   #125
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I'll need to see proof of this first, buddy.

For all i know, i got the first vote.
Let me ask see if I can find any witnesses.

Hey, you. Yeah, you with the thin little beard. Was the winner Detoxing on the left, or canoworms on the right?

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Old 07-12-2018, 09:44 AM   #126
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You are seriously deranged from the poison.
I see you're in bed with the judge, but it's not enough to save you.

Tied game. Match keeps going. Next vote i get makes me the winner.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:45 AM   #127
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Let me ask see if I can find any witnesses.

Hey, you. Yeah, you with the thin little beard. Was the winner Detoxing on the left, or canoworms on the right?

Looks to me like he's pointing to his left. Detox wins.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:46 AM   #128
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Looks to me like he's pointing to his left. Detox wins.
He's dyslexic.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:47 AM   #129
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Looks to me like he's pointing to his left. Detox wins.

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Old 07-12-2018, 09:47 AM   #130
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He's dyslexic.
Which has nothing to do with directions. He's not blind.
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Welp, there we have it. I guess i win. Pestilence has confirmed.
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Which has nothing to do with directions. He's not blind.
Actually, he is blind. But he heard the vote being cast.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:51 AM   #133
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Actually, he is blind. But he heard the vote being cast.
I call shenanigans on your entire tournament, sir!
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I call shenanigans on your entire tournament, sir!
You can't. You're dead.
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I'm haunting this tournament from now on.
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