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Detoxing 31 50.00%
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Old 07-10-2018, 08:21 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 18 - Detoxing versus canoworms

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.

Venue - A coastal beach
Starting Distance - 81 feet

Detoxing

Main Weapon - Two fist-sized rocks, one of which has a slightly sharp edge
Backup Weapon - 20 sharp small ninja stars

Prep Time - 14 seconds
Special Factors - None

canoworms

Main Weapon - The thigh bone of a large ape
Backup Weapon - BB gun with 50 BBs, each of which is coated with enough poison to slow a person down by 4 percentage points

Prep Time - 9 Minutes
Special Factors - You're wearing an eye patch on your right eye, which you can't remove
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:15 AM   #106
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Vote for me and...uh...i'll share a entertaining life story in the story thread?
Click clack pop. Click clack pop. Die detox die.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:17 AM   #107
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The battle continues. Sweat drips into their eyes. A wandering crab stops and observes.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:17 AM   #108
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Click clack pop. Click clack pop. Die detox die.
One rock up against yo block and you drop plop plop gonna have to call a cop and trace you with body chalk.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:19 AM   #109
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The battle continues. Sweat drips into their eyes. A wandering crab stops and observes.
I pick up the crab and hang it from detox's nose. He's at 12%.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:20 AM   #110
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The three attractive women who were preparing to reward the winner with a foursome get bored and head to the nearby beach hotel to have a threesome on their own.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:22 AM   #111
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The three attractive women who were preparing to reward the winner with a foursome get bored and head to the nearby beach hotel to have a threesome on their own.
Whoa no no no.

There are no attractive women waiting for Canoworms. They're here to cheer me on, and only me.

My home venue, remember?
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:24 AM   #112
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Whoa no no no.

There are no attractive women waiting for Canoworms. They're here to cheer me on, and only me.

My home venue, remember?
Apparently they were less than impressed. Besides the poison affects all bodily functions.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:25 AM   #113
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The battle rages on.

Next vote wins it.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:30 AM   #114
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Since you're both here, I'll give you another option to settle the deadlock. There's a bus outside my office window, and it has a number on top of it. Is that number even or odd?
You both have to make a guess for me to reveal it, and if we get another vote before I post the picture, the vote overrides everything.

So...even or odd?
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:33 AM   #115
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Since you're both here, I'll give you another option to settle the deadlock. There's a bus outside my office window, and it has a number on top of it. Is that number even or odd?
You both have to make a guess for me to reveal it, and if we get another vote before I post the picture, the vote overrides everything.

So...even or odd?
I may have broken the deadlock.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:35 AM   #116
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I may have broken the deadlock.
The thigh bone breaks and canoworms, suddenly aware of advanced toolmaking ability, jams the sharpened shard into Detoxing, then slowly rises and dusts the sand off before finding those three women. canoworms moves to Round 2.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:37 AM   #117
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:38 AM   #118
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The thigh bone breaks and canoworms, suddenly aware of advanced toolmaking ability, jams the sharpened shard into Detoxing, then slowly rises and dusts the sand off before finding those three women. canoworms moves to Round 2.
Uh...no.

It's tied, buddy. Nice try though. It's not over yet.
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Nope. Still tied.
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:39 AM   #120
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Uh...no.

It's tied, buddy. Nice try though. It's not over yet.
Apparently dead men do tell lies.
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