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Old 03-20-2014, 10:04 PM  
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Not sure on anal anymore
Not done it much. But after the act, when the wife goes to the bathroom, farts loudly and then craps...splashy. Then I have to wash my dick off....not sure.
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Old 03-20-2014, 10:28 PM   #16
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700 posts in 14 years, and this is one of them.
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Old 03-20-2014, 10:31 PM   #17
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Dude ****ing deserves it. He ran to chiefsplanet to post about Le Buttsecks while his wife was blowing air turds.

Dick move.
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Old 03-20-2014, 10:31 PM   #18
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Are you giving it up for Lent then?
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Old 03-20-2014, 10:36 PM   #19
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Old 03-20-2014, 10:39 PM   #20
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Fact is I've never been able to talk a chick into teh butt sechs on the first night. Second killing the desire to be that crazy might be true in your case but cannot be extrapolated to generalize the entire population. Perhaps your woman just found out she likes it better from you one way than another. Third, how can you generalize that the entire population of woman have tried it and statistically more are inclined to dislike it after trying. Fourth, it seems like you probably shouldn't be explaining to others what a good sex life is because in your own words your lacks exploration and craziness and some people live for that.
I have had what I consider to be my fair share of cornholes... one was a nurse who lived downstairs from me who told me after a drunken night together, after I teased about it while going doggy... "yeah you can put it in there"... it was so matter of fact, so nonchalant that it somehow turned me off and I just finished normally.

The next girl couldn't give it up enough, it was a true fetish for her, but I got tired of seeing digested food on the end of my dick soon enough... she was creepy, a Cuban girl, a relatively smart girl who still has a high paying job with the state, her doctor dad had moved here after Castro took over and became wealthy... she was a rich girl, but I swear forever more that she was abused, my guess has always been her dad who was dead by the time we met, her freakiness and not only ability but desire for me to violate her in strange ways convinced me that she was mental... it lasted 3 months.

My take? real love doesn't need that crazy shit, it just doesn't.
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Old 03-20-2014, 10:39 PM   #21
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Did you get your dick and her pussy all covered in shit?
What in the **** is going on in here? Is this a weird ass fetish for some of you? ****ing when did sociopathic Magic: The Gathering players decide to populate the board with their weird fantasies?
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Old 03-20-2014, 11:00 PM   #22
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Fact is, buttsex is for sleazy one nighters and flings with bar skags... committed relationships and marriages simply kill the desire to be that crazy.

When you really love a woman that kind of exploration just isn't necessary, and while SHE might've tried it way back when, odds are she hated it and still does... been there, done that.

Bottom line, if your steady loves it then congratulations, if she doesn't... grow up, it isn't needed to have an awesome sex life... matter of fact, if she IS a fiend for it, I would honestly worry just a bit.
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Old 03-20-2014, 11:03 PM   #23
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Old 03-20-2014, 11:06 PM   #24
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Your takes are like golden, shiny nuggets clinging to the ass hairs of life... moar please!
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Old 03-20-2014, 11:06 PM   #25
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Old 03-20-2014, 11:23 PM   #26
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I have had what I consider to be my fair share of cornholes... one was a nurse who lived downstairs from me who told me after a drunken night together, after I teased about it while going doggy... "yeah you can put it in there"... it was so matter of fact, so nonchalant that it somehow turned me off and I just finished normally.

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My take? real love doesn't need that crazy shit, it just doesn't.
So if your wife likes it that way exclusively then it is not real love?
(and "your wife" doesn't mean your wife, but someones wife)
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Old 03-20-2014, 11:23 PM   #27
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Pics or OP is full of shit.
You want pics of his shitdick?
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Old 03-20-2014, 11:25 PM   #28
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You want pics of his shitdick?
Or the jizz loaded woman shit hole?
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Old 03-20-2014, 11:30 PM   #29
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Old 03-20-2014, 11:31 PM   #30
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Or the jizz loaded woman shit hole?
No. Just the wife taking one in the ass. Faces can be blacked out and no close up necessary.
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