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frankotank · 03-13-2013, 01:07 PM

Woman gets ticket for driving 2 mph under speed limit

A Maryland woman has gotten a very unusual speeding ticket for driving a mere two miles under the speed limit on Interstate 95.

Local NBC affiliate News4 reports that the woman, who asked to keep her name anonymous, was driving 63 miles per hour in a 65-mph zone. Police say the reason they ticketed her was that she was driving in the left lane reserved for speedier commuters.

"[I was] really shocked," she told the station. "I thought, 'Oh my God, you've got to be kidding me.'"

Of course, commuters who get annoyed by someone hogging the right lane might salute the move.

However, the woman noted the area was experiencing heavy winds at the time and she was only driving under the speed limit as a safety precaution. She also claimed to have never been ticketed before.

"Sometimes when it's dangerous, you have to do what you can to stay safe," she said.

She has one ally on her side: the local branch of AAA.

"The reason [the ticket] is silly is because it's sending the wrong message," said John Townsend of AAA Mid-Atlantic. "And that is, 'We will tolerate you driving at more than the speed limit, but it you drive below the speed limit, then you're penalized for that.'"

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...211957738.html

HOORAY! Why don't Missouri cops do the same! PLEASE PULL ALL THESE SLOW BITCHES OVER! PLEASE! It's the ****ing LAW! So get the hell outta my way I got some speeding to do you stupid slow sorry ass BITCHES!

Here's a link to individual state laws.

http://www.mit.edu/~jfc/right.html

You don't own the road. I don't give a shit how you drive, just do it in the right lane. Yeah, that big thing in your rearview mirror....it's a vehicle. The other 20 things in your rearview mirror....they are 20 other vehicles that your STUPID ASS IS HOLDING UP IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC! Why are you such a ****ing MORON!

GET YOUR ASS OVER!

displacedinMN · 03-13-2013, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Frosty

They are also a hazard as they are impeding traffic.

Some states have the impeding traffic laws. I thought Missouri did, Heard that Arkansas does. NOT SURE.

Minnesota does not-sometimes it should. People deliberately drive in the left lane and don't get over.

It is a borderline ticket.

**Bugeater** · 03-13-2013, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

I doubt it. The headline makes it sound like she got a ticket for her speed, but in most states, the law she violated was using the left lane as a driving lane rather than a passing lane. Assuming that's the case here, the ticket is fine - the reporting is the shoddy part.

Wait...are you implying that the media might twist the facts a bit in order to sensationalize something?

BlackHelicopters · 03-13-2013, 04:29 PM

4 semis filled with weed passed while writing the ticket.

listopencil · 03-13-2013, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

I doubt it. The headline makes it sound like she got a ticket for her speed, but in most states, the law she violated was using the left lane as a driving lane rather than a passing lane. Assuming that's the case here, the ticket is fine - the reporting is the shoddy part.

Yeah it depends on the situation but this will help her cause:

"However, the woman noted the area was experiencing heavy winds at the time and she was only driving under the speed limit as a safety precaution. "

Hard to say without knowing all the details, but I doubt that a judge would let a ticket for going two miles under the speed limit stand.

Bump · 03-13-2013, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop

4 semis filled with weed passed while writing the ticket.

and we can only be thankful for that.

Hog's Gone Fishin · 03-13-2013, 06:16 PM

I always drive 5 miles under the speed limit and usually do so in the left lane. In fact thats the best way to win the road game which is to see how many truckers you can trap behind you. My record is 18 on HWY 287 North of Amarillo. I got a 14 once going into OKC.

**Bugeater** · 03-13-2013, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

Yeah it depends on the situation but this will help her cause:

"However, the woman noted the area was experiencing heavy winds at the time and she was only driving under the speed limit as a safety precaution. "

Hard to say without knowing all the details, but I doubt that a judge would let a ticket for going two miles under the speed limit stand.

That doesn't explain why she was doing it in the left lane. That's the real issue once you look past the media spin job here.

GloryDayz · 03-13-2013, 06:21 PM

I'm SOOOOOOOO ****ing OK with this. Drive fast or GET THE **** OFF THE ROAD ya slime bag!!! If you want to be safe, do it on some empty country road BITCH!!!! Wear your ****ing seatbelt and you'll NEVER DIE!!! Rubbing is racing BITCH!!!!

Tombstone RJ · 03-13-2013, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil

Yeah it depends on the situation but this will help her cause:

"However, the woman noted the area was experiencing heavy winds at the time and she was only driving under the speed limit as a safety precaution. "

Hard to say without knowing all the details, but I doubt that a judge would let a ticket for going two miles under the speed limit stand.

all the more reason she should have been in the slower lane. Who cares if their are high winds, that is, why does this change the fact that she was not in the correct lane? If she wants to go slower due to conditions, great, just do it in the right lane.

bunger · 03-13-2013, 06:46 PM

It's BS,screw all you insenseitive bastads!!!
Hug my left nut,if you think your hands are big enough!

**Bugeater** · 03-13-2013, 06:51 PM

Only 36 posts and on my ignore list. That may be a record.

RedDread · 03-13-2013, 07:02 PM

States should be all about keep right laws. It's more revenue for them. Tickets for people going slow in the left lane, tickets for people speeding. Win/Win.

Floridafan · 03-13-2013, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by LOCOChief

That's funny, I grew up close to Unity and thought "what if everyone drove like this" Then I moved to Florida.

I lived in Blue Springs and then moved down here. What town you in?

Cannibal · 03-13-2013, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

You have anger problems.

Many Midwest people do.

WhawhaWhat · 03-13-2013, 07:16 PM

I got the same ticket from MO Highway Patrol on Business 71 going from KC to Maryville on my way back to school back around 2005, except I was going 8 mph over. This was at 11 pm, completely dark except for my headlights and with no other car in sight.

Judge tossed the ticket and I only had to pay around $20 in court fees.

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frankotank I like 'em mustard & biscuits Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Hill Casino cash: $10011076	Get your ass OVER! It's the LAW DIPSHIT! Woman gets ticket for driving 2 mph under speed limit A Maryland woman has gotten a very unusual speeding ticket for driving a mere two miles under the speed limit on Interstate 95. Local NBC affiliate News4 reports that the woman, who asked to keep her name anonymous, was driving 63 miles per hour in a 65-mph zone. Police say the reason they ticketed her was that she was driving in the left lane reserved for speedier commuters. "[I was] really shocked," she told the station. "I thought, 'Oh my God, you've got to be kidding me.'" Of course, commuters who get annoyed by someone hogging the right lane might salute the move. However, the woman noted the area was experiencing heavy winds at the time and she was only driving under the speed limit as a safety precaution. She also claimed to have never been ticketed before. "Sometimes when it's dangerous, you have to do what you can to stay safe," she said. She has one ally on her side: the local branch of AAA. "The reason [the ticket] is silly is because it's sending the wrong message," said John Townsend of AAA Mid-Atlantic. "And that is, 'We will tolerate you driving at more than the speed limit, but it you drive below the speed limit, then you're penalized for that.'" http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...211957738.html HOORAY! Why don't Missouri cops do the same! PLEASE PULL ALL THESE SLOW BITCHES OVER! PLEASE! It's the **ing LAW! So get the hell outta my way I got some speeding to do you stupid slow sorry ass BITCHES! Here's a link to individual state laws. http://www.mit.edu/~jfc/right.html You don't own the road. I don't give a shit how you drive, just do it in the right lane. Yeah, that big thing in your rearview mirror....it's a vehicle. The other 20 things in your rearview mirror....they are 20 other vehicles that your STUPID ASS IS HOLDING UP IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC! Why are you such a **ing MORON! GET YOUR ASS OVER!
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WhawhaWhat MVP Join Date: Feb 2013 Casino cash: $1671116	I got the same ticket from MO Highway Patrol on Business 71 going from KC to Maryville on my way back to school back around 2005, except I was going 8 mph over. This was at 11 pm, completely dark except for my headlights and with no other car in sight. Judge tossed the ticket and I only had to pay around $20 in court fees.
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