Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 24 - loochy versus Beef Supreme

[Rain Man]

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - The local mall, extremely crowded with shoppers
Starting Distance - 23 feet

loochy

Main Weapon - Trained attack falcon
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 8 Minutes
Special Factors - None

Beef Supreme

Main Weapon - Scalpel Bolas
Backup Weapon - Lasso

Prep Time - 9 Minutes
Special Factors - You are made aware of a very small pit that is cleverly camouflaged with sharp spikes at the bottom that is relatively distant from the starting point of the match. Your opponent is unaware of said pit.

[Rain Man]

The battle ends with Beef Supreme in the food court, dining on Chik-Fil-A's new Falcon Nuggets while loochy tries to figure out how to get the spikes out of his spleen. Beef Supreme moves on to Round 2.

[loochy]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

The battle ends with Beef Supreme in the food court, dining on Chik-Fil-A's new Falcon Nuggets while loochy tries to figure out how to get the spikes out of his spleen. Beef Supreme moves on to Round 2.

You're gay.

This is gay.
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[threebag]

Originally Posted by loochy

You're gay.

This is gay.
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We're all happy

[Beef Supreme]

[Pasta Little Brioni]

loochy did the delete motion which caused the falcon to peck at his eyes, falling into the pit in the process.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by loochy

You're gay.

This is gay.
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(Clicks on the pictures forum, looks around for a bit.)

Nope, not gay.