****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

Spoiler!

Committed - Not Yet Signed

Name	Pos	Location	Ht	Wt	40	Rivals Rating
Paul Adams	OL	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'6"	270		5.5
Sam Bailey	OL	Lamar, MOLamar Jr/Sr R 1	6'5"	245		5.4
Andy Bauer	OL	St. Louis, MODeSmet	6'6"	304	5.2	5.9
Kendall Blanton	TE	Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs South	6'5"	225		5.4
Nate Brown	WR	Suwanee, GANorth Gwinnett	6'3"	215	4.5	5.7
Logan Cheadle	DB	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	5'10"	165		5.6
Kenya Dennis	DB	Raymond, MSHinds C.C.	6'0"	190		5.5
Michael Fairchild	OL	Overland Park, KSBlue Valley West	6'6"	262		5.4
Darnell Green-Beckham	WR	Springfield, MOHillcrest	6'5"	175		5.3
Zach Hudson	OL	Tampa, FLSickles	6'5"	280		5.5
Stepfawn Hughes	ATH	Fort Worth, TXDunbar	5'10"	170	4.6	5.5
Grant Jones	ATH	Columbia, MOHickman	6'3"	216		5.5
Lawrence Lee	WR	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	5'10"	167	4.5	5.6
Rocel McWilliams	DE	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	6'3"	240		5.5
Kevin Pendleton	OL	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	6'4"	329		5.5
Thomas Richard	WR	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'1"	185		5.4
Tavon Ross	ATH	Cochran, GABleckley County	6'1"	196		5.4
Finis Stribling IV	DB	Thompson's Station, TNIndependence	5'10"	170	4.5	5.4
Greg Taylor	DB	East St. Louis, ILEast St. Louis	5'10"	181		5.7
Trevon Walters	RB	Bradenton, FLManatee	5'10"	189		5.4
Jhonathon Williams	DE	Berrien Springs, MIBerrien Springs	6'6"	230	4.5	5.5
Thomas Wilson	ATH	Buford, GABuford	5'10"	176		5.5
Roderick Winters	LB	Arlington, TXBowie	5'11"	196	4.5	5.3
Ish Witter	RB	Tampa, FLAlonso	5'8"	190	4.6	5.5
Marvin Zanders	QB	Jacksonville, FLRaines	6'1"	175		5.5

[El Jefe]

Originally Posted by frazod

Why would you want to spend all day watching TV when you're in Hawaii?

No doubt man. Enjoy it, you can watch tv at home bro, live it up out there!

[Mizzou_8541]

Originally Posted by frazod

Why would you want to spend all day watching TV when you're in Hawaii?

Ha! We are here for a week. I figure a morning/afternoon of football will be a welcome change of pace to beaches and hiking.

[siberian khatru]

Originally Posted by Mizzou_8541

So, I'm in Hawaii (Oahu) on my honeymoon (wife and I were married five years ago, but that was when we were both in college and broke, so we are finally on our honeymoon now that we aren't quite so broke). Anybody have any idea where I might be able watch the game Saturday? Preferably a bar where I can sit and watch football all day. TIA. Sorry for the off topic question.

That's awesome, man. Congrats.

[Mosbonian]

Originally Posted by Mizzou_8541

Ha! We are here for a week. I figure a morning/afternoon of football will be a welcome change of pace to beaches and hiking.

I'm with Fraz on this one....if I was in Hawaii with my wife football would be the last thing I would have on my mind. And especially if I had only been married 5 years.

I'd be thinking about the one thing that will become less and less important to her and more and more important to you. Especially after kids come along.....

[Mosbonian]

Originally Posted by Mizzou_8541

Ha! We are here for a week. I figure a morning/afternoon of football will be a welcome change of pace to beaches and hiking.

Oh...and congratulations.

[Mizzou_8541]

Originally Posted by Mosbonian

I'm with Fraz on this one....if I was in Hawaii with my wife football would be the last thing I would have on my mind. And especially if I had only been married 5 years.

I'd be thinking about the one thing that will become less and less important to her and more and more important to you. Especially after kids come along.....

We are definitely taking advantage, except she's a Mizzou fan herself and wants to watch the game!

[stonedstooge]

Both teams have had the ball once. Still nuh-ing to nuh-ing

[TribalElder]

Mauk kinda sucks

[-King-]

Washington pissed at Mauk?
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[Bob Dole]

Maty pooped himself a little.

[Frazod]

Mauk deeply unimpressive so far.

[kepp]

Seems like the same crappy play-calling. Is Henson turning into Yost?

...or maybe its just that Mauk is not playing that good.

[TribalElder]

Wow, this is aids in motion so far

[stonedstooge]

How was noone over the line of scrimmage?

[Pepe Silvia]

Back to their old tricks.