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Old 03-01-2005, 08:28 PM  
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A social Commentary
In a meeting, Up in front,
A gurgle happens in my gut.
Sensation growing, moving down
Please Oh Please, no Noise of Brown.

Pinching cheeks with all my might
Hope to God the Seals' tight.
If it happens, and my Crack gets tacky
I'm so fooked...My pants, light khaki.

Presentation, finish quick
The smell escapes, makes people sick.
No I can't take any questions
Must go deal with Indigestion.

Throwing People out of my way,
they'll be sorry if I stay.
Run for bathroom Doing fine,
Grab A stall, thank God no Line.

Explosion Happens, volume triples
Did Crapnel chunks just hit my nipple?
I made it through, and tamed this beast
Hold my Breath and Sigh Relief.

Into room They come,
as Toilet Drains,
As I proudly walk, the walk of Shame.
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:02 AM   #76
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Feel the gurgles, rumble down
Its near time to birth some brown.
open lid on orangemange.
relief inside from gastral pain
congratulations,t@co Jr weighs 3 pounds
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:06 AM   #77
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Sounds like pregnancy to me!
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:17 AM   #78
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Sounds like pregnancy to me!
Nope. Iowanian has never been pregnant. He's on the rag sometimes though.
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:24 AM   #79
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:29 AM   #80
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:33 AM   #81
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Some might read the paper
While sitting on the crapper.
But if you eat while dumping,
you're one nasty bastard.
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:42 AM   #82
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Nope. Iowanian has never been pregnant. He's on the rag sometimes though.

men's PMS?

That's called TPS=Testorterone Poisoning Syndrome.

And when they age the lose hormones and get those man-boobs!



Anyhooo...still sounds like pregnancy to me.
Great literature allows the reader to add their own meaning...right?
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:54 AM   #83
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Girls go to the head in pairs, its not to catch a peek.
She's there to help in case of a brown blunder.
Because they dump only once a week,
They have to double team the plunger.
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Old 04-07-2006, 11:00 AM   #84
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Some might read the paper
While sitting on the crapper.
But if you eat while dumping,
you're one nasty bastard.

You got something to say about coffee, schtunad???
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Old 04-07-2006, 12:38 PM   #85
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This reminds of how much I hate crapnel chunks hitting my nipple.
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Old 04-10-2006, 02:17 PM   #86
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Why'd I have to be the one
To walk in here with that guy?
I don't think I'll ever get,
the foul grit from my eyes.

Slow motion blur forms in my mind
as I pass him near the sink
A toxic funk came from that guys arse
and Oh Laaaawd does it stink.

It was his choice to smile.
All part of his evil plan.
He didn't even wash the crap off..
his toxic, nasty hands.

He should have used some bleach and soap
to detox his nasty binge.
Now instead of using the door knob,
I'll have to kick it off its hinge.

I'm glad he was a stranger,
Someone I'll never know.
An environmental warning
Should follow him in tow.


If he comes back, I'll be ready
and I if he does the same.
I think I'll drown him in that toilet
and give the EPA his name.
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Old 04-10-2006, 02:24 PM   #88
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wise guy creates stench
ruling from hospital loo
asthma to ensue
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Old 04-10-2006, 03:30 PM   #89
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She placed some calls to Guiness
To see what the feat was worth..
While she hadn't measured the cable yet
She assumed it had a record Girth.

A lady doesn't crap and tell
but sometimes she just must
She birthed a brown so big around,
she thought her pelvis would bust.

She has an horseman there to verify,
the cable when it lands
He tipped his hat and said
"by gawd, I think your brown is 19 hands".

Ripley sent the cameras
Guiness sent the measure tape,
Her landlord brought a shovel
For the skidmarks left to scrape.

She feels her face a flushing
as every one who takes a peek...
laughs at her new fortune
that with Ripleys now she seeks

So get a ticket to stand in line
To get yourself a look...
Or look for the record cable
In this years' Guiness book.
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Old 04-10-2006, 04:47 PM   #90
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In front of him was a trumpet player, who was battling an intestinal bug.
Halfway through the second number, said trumpet player was required to hit a very high note. When he hit the note, said trumpet player lost his seal and proceeded to shit not only his pants but the force of the note he was trying to hit and the broken seal caused him to shit all the way up the back of his white tux shirt.
He was given the rest of the night off.
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