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Al Bundy · 01-04-2013, 07:33 AM

Elaborate moves cost stripper her career

Inset: Lauren Block, the stripper critically injured in the fall. Main: Exterior of Christie's Cabaret in Cleveland, where Block fell off the balcony while performing a lap dance. Block reportedly went head first over the rail of the balcony.

A Cleveland stripper is in critical condition after tumbling over a 15-foot balcony at a gentlemen’s club while giving a lap dance.

The accident occurred Wednesday at 12:40 a.m. at Christie’s Cabaret when stripper Lauren Block, 22, was giving a private dance to Pasquale Storino, 25, on the second floor of the nightclub.

According to the police report, Block fell while performing an elaborate series of moves on Storino.

The accident occurred Wednesday at 12:40 a.m. at Christie's Cabaret.

“He stated that she grabbed the rail, as he was facing away from the balcony, and she tried to complete some sort of dance jump/dance move, and accidentally went head first over the rail,” the police report stated.

Witnesses described Block as lying motionless on the ground below the balcony, her face covered in blood. She was rushed to MetroHealth Medical Center, where she remains in critical condition with a severe head injury.

Witnesses described Block as lying motionless on the ground under the balcony, her face covered in blood.

Police are not continuing to investigate the accident.

With locations in seven different cities, Christie’s Cabaret bills itself on its website as “America’s fastest growing chain of gentlemen’s clubs in America” and boasts that “each location features state of the art sound and lighting.”

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...#ixzz2H0tdZp85

**Munson** · 01-04-2013, 02:57 PM

Strippin' ain't easy.

**Saul Good** · 01-04-2013, 02:59 PM

The man asked her for some nasty head, and she delivered.

Pepe Silvia · 01-04-2013, 03:02 PM

That's not using your head right.

Al Czervik · 01-04-2013, 04:25 PM

Head over heels in love.....

whoman69 · 01-04-2013, 04:27 PM

I don't even have a joke to add.

**Rain Man** · 01-04-2013, 04:30 PM

They tried to notify her father, but sadly, he couldn't be found.

rageeumr · 01-04-2013, 04:33 PM

Saccopoo · 01-04-2013, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer?

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**cabletech94** · 01-04-2013, 07:21 PM

she was trying to get a head of her competition.

**rockymtnchief** · 01-04-2013, 07:30 PM

Is there concrete evidence foul play wasn't involved?

**Iowanian** · 01-04-2013, 07:56 PM

she should change her name to "Rain Drops"

Then, her final dance, she can wiggle and waggle to her new theme song.
"Rain Drops keep fallin on her head........"

**TribalElder** · 01-05-2013, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MahiMike

Perfect! Was that from the security camera?

Ha! Not involved, just an old classic

**CrazyPhuD** · 01-05-2013, 04:49 AM

Talk about making it rain....

01-04-2013, 07:33 AM
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