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Old 10-19-2019, 01:13 AM  
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I stabbed my leg with a ice pick at work yesternight
It was completely accidental. I was digging some carbide out of a steel part I was working on (I'm a CNC machinist) when my hand slipped and the pick I was using went into my right thigh, just above the knee. It didn't hurt too bad at first, but after a couple hours the pain was excruciating and now I can barely walk. I take this as a sign from god, he is showing me what Mahomes is going through. Also, I believe, that this was god's plan to sap strength from my own leg and to transfer it directly into Mahomes' knee. It has to be, there's no other explanation. What are the odds that I accidently stab my own leg with a ice pick (very close to the knee, btw) the day after Mahomes dislocates his knee? This is divine intervention. The good lord is healing our QB's knee so he can beat Brady in the AFCCG. I'm not making this up, god wants us to win brothers!
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Old 10-19-2019, 01:53 AM   #16
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Old 10-19-2019, 01:59 AM   #17
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I don't really have anyone to drive me right now. I'm pretty confident it's not infected. It doesn't hurt as long as I don't bend the leg. As long as the muscle isn't flexing it feels okay, but the second I do it's hell. I'll go in a few hours here, I don't think I can drive myself.
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Keep the wound clean, antiseptic, and dress it at the very least.
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Old 10-19-2019, 02:01 AM   #18
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Old 10-19-2019, 02:13 AM   #19
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It was completely accidental. I was digging some carbide out of a steel part I was working on (I'm a CNC machinist) when my hand slipped and the pick I was using went into my right thigh, just above the knee. It didn't hurt too bad at first, but after a couple hours the pain was excruciating and now I can barely walk. I take this as a sign from god, he is showing me what Mahomes is going through. Also, I believe, that this was god's plan to sap strength from my own leg and to transfer it directly into Mahomes' knee. It has to be, there's no other explanation. What are the odds that I accidently stab my own leg with a ice pick (very close to the knee, btw) the day after Mahomes dislocates his knee? This is divine intervention. The good lord is healing our QB's knee so he can beat Brady in the AFCCG. I'm not making this up, god wants us to win brothers!
Ah, I didn't read the rest of the thread; if you went into the meat of your leg, you probably need to see a doctor, like ASAP. You get an infection/sepsis or whatever and things can go very badly for you very fast. Like amputation bad.
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Old 10-19-2019, 02:24 AM   #20
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Yea, don't mess with puncture wounds. Blood (and germs) can't get out. Then you will die.

Get some antibiotics in there dude.
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Old 10-19-2019, 03:03 AM   #21
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Old 10-19-2019, 05:21 AM   #22
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What kind of machinist uses a ****ing ice pick?
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Old 10-19-2019, 05:24 AM   #23
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What kind of machinist uses a ****ing ice pick?
****ing dumb ones that stab themselves.
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I don't really have anyone to drive me right now. I'm pretty confident it's not infected. It doesn't hurt as long as I don't bend the leg. As long as the muscle isn't flexing it feels okay, but the second I do it's hell. I'll go in a few hours here, I don't think I can drive myself.
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I messed up my knee 3 weeks ago (9/27) .I'm guessing a torn meniscus. I waited until last week to go to a doctor. They won't do an MRI until I've had an xray and physical therapy. I asked my wife why Mahomes gets to have an MRI right away and I have to wait. She just looked at me like I'm dumb er somethin.

I got the xray done and I'm heading for Lake Texoma tomorrow for my version of physical therapy.
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Was it your right knee that you stabbed because if it's your left the trick won't work.
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Also, I believe, that this was god's plan to sap strength from my own leg and to transfer it directly into Mahomes' knee. !
Were you drunk when you wrote this?
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