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Old 09-13-2008, 09:46 AM  
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Norm McDonald - concentrated funny

Vintage Conan appearance. I would love just once to make someone as funny as Conan crack up like he does in the end.



Dude's so funny, he can make not being funny, funny.

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Old 05-22-2017, 10:36 PM   #16
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Has anyone watched his Netflix comedy special yet? He supposedly said he would do it differently in retrospect, but it still had me cracking up. Had plenty quintessential Norm jokes.

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Old 05-22-2017, 10:47 PM   #17
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Have it queued, but the house/yard is taking up free time, along with the awesome series going on right now [Better Call Saul, Leftovers, Fargo, etc.]. Looking forward to it, though.
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Old 05-22-2017, 10:49 PM   #18
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Old 05-22-2017, 11:13 PM   #19
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Old 05-23-2017, 03:07 AM   #20
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Has anyone watched his Netflix comedy special yet? He supposedly said he would do it differently in retrospect, but it still had me cracking up. Had plenty quintessential Norm jokes.
What! what, are they, . . golfing?!?!


A DUNE BUGGY?!?!
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Old 05-23-2017, 07:47 AM   #21
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the new special is good but I was surprised by how much of it I had already heard



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Old 05-23-2017, 08:47 AM   #22
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Uhggg... Norm is pretty hit-and-miss with me. That missed. I understand what he was going for. But that just wasn't funny for me...
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Old 05-23-2017, 08:27 PM   #23
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What! what, are they, . . golfing?!?!


A DUNE BUGGY?!?!


Harrison Schmitt?! Who the **** ever heard of that guy?

I know that's a Norm oldie, but it still got me.
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Old 05-24-2017, 06:14 AM   #24
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Uhggg... Norm is pretty hit-and-miss with me. That missed. I understand what he was going for. But that just wasn't funny for me...
Norm is one of the last few that truly doesn't give a ****.

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Old 05-24-2017, 06:33 AM   #25
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Old 05-24-2017, 10:23 PM   #26
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I remember that episode, thinking Norm was particularly docile and disjointed. I remember also thinking who is that gorgeous girl in the red wig.
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Old 05-25-2017, 01:37 PM   #27
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His Scottish/Irish accent in Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo was kind of funny.
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Uhggg... Norm is pretty hit-and-miss with me. That missed. I understand what he was going for. But that just wasn't funny for me...
Yea for sure. I love dry humor. I use it here all the time. They don't get it in DC.
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