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Old 05-19-2014, 11:46 AM  
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I'm on a mission to shit

Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.
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Old 05-21-2014, 01:43 PM   #331
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Old 05-21-2014, 01:44 PM   #332
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Old 05-21-2014, 01:51 PM   #333
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Old 05-21-2014, 01:52 PM   #334
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Old 05-21-2014, 02:20 PM   #335
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Old 05-21-2014, 03:59 PM   #336
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Old 05-21-2014, 04:00 PM   #337
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Old 05-21-2014, 04:48 PM   #338
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Old 05-21-2014, 05:00 PM   #339
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Old 05-21-2014, 05:03 PM   #340
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Old 05-21-2014, 05:14 PM   #341
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Old 05-21-2014, 05:17 PM   #342
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I ate food yesterday and today though.
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Old 05-21-2014, 05:27 PM   #343
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Old 05-21-2014, 06:03 PM   #344
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