Chiefs Chiefs sign CB Shaq Richardson - Page 4

Dante84 · 02-14-2015, 09:30 AM

He was a 5th round pick of the Steelers

On phone, too lazy to link.

O.city · 02-14-2015, 07:09 PM

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Well, there was the old gold prospector, and he was out in the rough patches doing some mining. Problem was this was the 1800s and this was reeeeal deep off the beaten path. But ol' guy was a tough hombre, and he could take what the elements dealt to him.

But pretty soon the time came where even the toughest hombre had to eventually go back to civilization for supplies and those particular comforts that make life worth living. So he tredged 30 miles through the mountain pass to reach a settlement nothing more than a general store and a saloon. Well he got the supplies he needed, but decided to go to the saloon so he could indulge in the part of nature that simply couldn't be found in the wilderness or at the general store. He asked the bartender, "Sir, I'm a gold prospector, and it gets real lonely out there. I'm only flesh and blood, you see, and well, sir, I just need me a woman."

The bartender says, "Unfortunately, the only kind of thing like that we got around here is O.City. This country here is too rough and ain't refined enough yet to bring a woman around. Why don't you come back in six months when this here settlement will have grown?"

The prospector reluctantly agrees to do so. So he goes back to work mining for gold, and he's having a hell of a time with it. He couldn't concentrate on his work. He tried animals, mudpiles, and snug-fitting mountain plants, and none of those would do at all. So a month in he comes back 30 miles through the mountain pass and goes straight back to the saloon. He says to the bartender, "Look here, I'm only flesh and blood, and by golly, if you ain't got any women 'round here yet, I guess I'll have to just go for ol' O.City."

The bartender nods, but before he can go make everything ready upstairs, the gold prospector stops him and says, "But listen, sir, I'm a tough hombre. My name is known far and wide, and I've got a good reputation. If even one person finds out that I'm into this kind of funny business, that's the end. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY else can know about what I'm about to do here."

The bartender stops and says, "Nobody except four people you mean." The gold prospector says, "Four? No, that's too many. Wait, why four? Who the hell are you going to tell?" The bartender says, "Well, you'll know about it. I'll know about it. O.City will know about it. And the man who has to hold down ol' O.City will know about it."

You know where I am. Come get it

**BigMeatballDave** · 02-14-2015, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Williams

What about him was so goddamned exceptional?

He was very solid all season.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 02-14-2015, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BigMeatballDave

He was very solid all season.

There we go. "Solid". Not exceptional, not great, solid.

Urc Burry · 02-14-2015, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Williams

There we go. "Solid". Not exceptional, not great, solid.

He was a top 10 corner last year. I think PFF had him at #4. That is exceptional

**BigMeatballDave** · 02-14-2015, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Williams

There we go. "Solid". Not exceptional, not great, solid.

Well, I think solid is a lot better than mediocre.

**BigMeatballDave** · 02-14-2015, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Urc Burry

He was a top 10 corner last year. I think PFF had him at #4. That is exceptional

I don't take much stock in PFF. Though it was fun to watch Clay skate around that ranking considering he's always been critical of SS and the fact that PFF is his scripture.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 02-14-2015, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BigMeatballDave

I don't take much stock in PFF. Though it was fun to watch Clay skate around that ranking considering he's always been critical of SS and the fact that PFF is his scripture.

This. If there's one thing I've learned at CP, it's that PFF can be worked like Play-Doh until you get what you want.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 02-14-2015, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BigMeatballDave

Well, I think solid is a lot better than mediocre.

Well, if we're going purely by passes defended, I'd call him Flowers minus the aggression or ability to lay a ****in' lick down.

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