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If you're going to do it you need to get REALLY creative. Get back together with her and take a make-up trip to some romantic third world country. Make sure her friends and family see you two happily reunited and be damn sure one sees you two get on the plane together.
Once there, wait a couple of days then get in a fight big enough to get her to leave. AFTER she's gone through the ticket counter and checked in at the airport appologize your butt off and coax her back to the hotel. NOW whack her. Who gives a crap what you do with the body, the cops won't care and the locals will just be happy to have a shot at a white chick. A couple of days later start calling her friends and family back in the US. Tell them you had a big argument and she left in a huff, you are trying to find her and get her to come back over to finish the vacation. Make sure someone has discovered that she did check in at the airport, then fly home to continue your search, OJ-style. |
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01-17-2006, 02:01 PM | #65 |
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01-17-2006, 02:08 PM | #66 |
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Shortly after I got to my ship, the MS Chief (cook) got whacked in his bed. I remember having a big ceremony in the helo hangar for the widow and the 2 kids. About a week later the police arrested her for the murder.
The Navy had increased life insurance from $100G to $250G and she and her boyfrirnd decided they's kill the chief for the money. In the middle of the night she let the BY in the apartment. The BY then bludged him to death. Then she took a sleeping pill and lay down in the bloody bed, so she could say that she'd taken a sleeping pill and woke up not knowing what had happened. What makes this especially cold, is the reports that he was still alive and dying when she crawled in bed. Turns out the BY rolled over on her and told the whole story. Must have had second thoughts about sleeping with a woman that would do something like that. |
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01-17-2006, 02:14 PM | #68 |
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This is not so much a psycho-ex story, but she is an ex.
I broke up with a girl because she answered the phone while giving me a bj. It was her Mom and my girlfriend left without fulfilling her duty. No fricking jailbait comments, we were both in our 20's... Kinda "Seinfeld-ish", but never-the-less, I was pissed off. I called her the next day to end it. How could I stay with a girl that wasn't committed to something she started? Maybe this should split off into a Break-up Reasons thread.
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Probably good thinking on his part. I know that I'd have a lot of trouble sleeping in that situation.
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Thankfully I've never had a psycho ex.
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01-17-2006, 02:25 PM | #72 |
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I would like to tell my story, but the b!*$& killed me.
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There's your answer right there. Whack her in the desert outside Juarez, and even if they find her she'll just get added to the list. Don't get caught, though, or they'll frame you for the other 500 bodies they've found out there.
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