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Old 02-17-2009, 10:35 AM  
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got the tax return today...need some advice!
And it's not on fun gear like guitars or stereo equipment! (Money has already been spent to pay off my credit card. Which means I can walk into any store and get whatever I want!!!!.)

Anyways!

I got my return and my wife's return e-filed to my account. I'm writing a check for $1,000 to her. On the check I want to put something in the "for." location on the check. I can't decide if I want to put "down payment for anal sex." or something else full of...."taste."

Any other ideas?
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Old 02-17-2009, 10:50 AM   #16
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Old 02-17-2009, 10:50 AM   #17
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Get this though! I pay most of the bills...therefore most decisions are mine. I of course ask for her opinion but her opinion is usually "Whatever you want to do."

If I lived in fear how a lot of guys live in fear of their wives I would have never gotten married.
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Old 02-17-2009, 10:57 AM   #18
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Get this though! I pay most of the bills...therefore most decisions are mine. I of course ask for her opinion but her opinion is usually "Whatever you want to do."

If I lived in fear how a lot of guys live in fear of their wives I would have never gotten married.
Does your wife work?
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Old 02-17-2009, 10:59 AM   #19
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Old 02-17-2009, 10:59 AM   #20
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Old 02-17-2009, 11:00 AM   #21
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Yup. I just make more money than her. She's a lab tech at MU. Most of her money goes to a car payment, student loans etc....
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Old 02-17-2009, 11:07 AM   #22
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No need. We're talking a perk 24 year old 36-D rack.
Hmm. As a professional, I'm gonna have to see those, er, her, in order to help you out. You know, as a professional.
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Old 02-17-2009, 11:08 AM   #23
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No problem. I make more than my wife, but all our money goes into one account...well, two accounts, but they are under both our names. We make bigger purchase decisions together. I've never wanted to get into the "this is my money, this is your money" deal.

But, to each their own. /end of hijack
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Old 02-17-2009, 11:09 AM   #24
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Hmm. As a professional, I'm gonna have to see those, er, her, in order to help you out. You know, as a professional.
How much money you got?
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Old 02-17-2009, 11:10 AM   #25
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No need. We're talking a perk 24 year old 36-D rack.
Ok, how about, "Wife's Sister's Breast Enhancement Surgery."
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$1000, no?
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Ok, how about, "Wife's Sister's Breast Enhancement Surgery."



There's not any likeness. But pretty much the same idea. Nothing could make that appealing to me.
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Old 02-17-2009, 11:17 AM   #28
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Old 02-17-2009, 11:17 AM   #29
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There's not any likeness. But pretty much the same idea. Nothing could make that appealing to me.
MMkay, how about "[insert name of her best friend]'s abortion of [your name]'s child." You know, something fun like that.
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You know I was thinking "abortion." but you know...that's in really bad taste. But it's really funny to me for some reason.
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