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Old 03-06-2014, 02:52 PM  
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Scientists Build Orgasm Machine For Women
CHARLOTTE, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) – Scientists have patented a new machine that will provide orgasms for women at the push of a button.

A little smaller than a packet of cigarettes, the machine is designed to be a medical implant that uses electrodes to trigger an orgasm. The device would help some women who suffer from orgasmic dysfunction.

During the operation, a patient would remain conscious so that a surgeon could correctly pinpoint the right nerves to fit the electrodes in a patient’s spinal cord. Then, a signal generator would be connected which would be most likely implanted under the skin of a patient’s buttocks.

Stuart Meloy, a surgeon at Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, N.C., came up with idea by accident.

“I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically,” he said to Newscientist. “I asked her what was up and she said, ‘You’re going to have to teach my husband to do that’.”

Meloy explained that the idea is that orgasms could happen at the push of a button when the implant could be triggered by a hand-held remote control.

However, he explained the treatment is intended to be used in the most serious of orgasmic dysfunction cases because the device is as invasive as a pacemaker.

Medical trials will be conducted by a Minneapolis-based company later this year.
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ahahah I would have made a damn good Russian. Except for the brown skin and small breasts.

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@ this thread. Some of you have to have awful sex lives.

When you're doing it right, your woman will want it more than you.
That's true.

Until it's not. And you have problems.

Or hit a "lull" and a weekend of fun in Vegas reminds you both why you got together to begin with.

Or you've been hitting it for 12 years and unless you're one part Isaac Asimov and one part Anthony Bourdain it's a strange road to new...
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There is no way you're faking. I know that because your starfish is flexing like a hungry bird's mouth....like a breathing fish..........or like a hungry sarlaaci pit monster about to have some sand people thrown into it.
My boyfriend knows that I led a celibate marriage and it led to bad behavior. I believe he subconciously thinks that if he doesn't stuff it in me, someone else will.

He would never ever ever ever ever. ever. say that out loud.
Nor is it true.

And as benetton ad as my ideology is, I've never dated a sand person.
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My boyfriend knows that I led a celibate marriage and it led to bad behavior. I believe he subconciously thinks that if he doesn't stuff it in me, someone else will.

A celibate marriage isn't marriage, it's having a roommate with legal headaches attached.
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ahahah I would have made a damn good Russian. Except for the brown skin and small breasts.
You're closer than you know.

Think southern Ruskie.

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Maybe a black russian.
There's no such beast.

The Bolsheviks make the KKK look tolerant...
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A celibate marriage isn't marriage, it's having a roommate with legal headaches attached.
I feel like every time I talk about him, he gets a gold star in hell.

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There's no such beast.
Aww I've made hundreds.
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Come to think of it, even when my wife is in "this is just for you, I don't need to" mode (usually right before I leave to go out of town), I still can't do it. Thankfully, I know the precise position and technique to please her even when she claims she doesn't want to. Oddly, I usually makes her mad after for some reason.
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Right, that makes sense. Having never engaged in casual sex in my life (for good or for bad), I can't really relate.
Are you sure we weren't separated at birth?
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