How many girlfriends/boyfriends have you had?

[Rain Man]

I saw a clickbait thing that mentioned that Jerry Seinfeld had 73 different girlfriends on his show, and this was presented as being unrealistic.

How many girlfriend/boyfriends have you had in your life?

The rules:

We're not talking about people that you've gone on dates with, or people that you've stalked. This is not people you've woken up next to after a night of absinthe and ecstasy. We're also not talking about that weird but kind of hot way that women talk about female friends as "their girlfriend" when they're really just going to the mall together.

We're talking about people that you've dated for long enough that you would refer to the person in conversation as your girlfriend/boyfriend, and they would do the same. You would drink from the same straw as them. That sort of thing.

[Gadzooks]

I dated a German chick for a summer in the late 90's. And I can't figure out if she would qualify as a girlfriend or not.

So, I'm at a night club that plays things like RATM, Ice Cube, Fatboy Slim, etc... I'm there with buddies drinking beer for the purpose of inebriation. The club had closed for the night and on my way down the stairs to the exit, this 6 foot, slender, chestnut brown haired girl grabbed my hand. As we held hands down the stairs, I said "Hello", she replied, in a thick German accent, "pretend you're my boyfriend, this guys been bothering me all night".

We exited the club and some Asian dude looked me up and down and left. It seemed I'd served my purpose. I asked her if she wanted to get a coffee, she agreed and we spent the a few hours talking. We exchanged numbers, I gave her a kiss that she was taken aback by, (I was hoping it was because she wasn't used to being kissed so quickly after meeting someone rather than my beer and cigarette breath).

At any rate, it turns out she was a Nanny for some rich family in a nice area of town and she only had 3 months until she had to go back to Germany. We went out almost every night to different restaurants, bars, underground parties etc... She became a member of my circle of friends including the broads. We were exclusive as far as I could tell, (I don't know where she would have found the time).

Not too long into it we became intimate. I won't get into details other than the fact that she had a dense bush. I'm not talkin' big ole nasty unkempt bush, which you might expect from a European girl. It was well trimmed but dense, like a brillo pad. There were no abrasions or injury to my johnson but I've always thought it was unusual.
I may have said too much...

Eventually, the day came where she had to leave. We said our goodbyes and never spoke again.

Was that a girlfriend or just someone I was dating?

[cooper barrett]

How many girlfriends before my 18 year marriage (late 80's early 2000's), after? just the SO for last 10 years (*moved in) except for special mutual occasions.

[Skyy God]

Originally Posted by Gadzooks

I dated a German chick for a summer in the late 90's. And I can't figure out if she would qualify as a girlfriend or not.

So, I'm at a night club that plays things like RATM, Ice Cube, Fatboy Slim, etc... I'm there with buddies drinking beer for the purpose of inebriation. The club had closed for the night and on my way down the stairs to the exit, this 6 foot, slender, chestnut brown haired girl grabbed my hand. As we held hands down the stairs, I said "Hello", she replied, in a thick German accent, "pretend you're my boyfriend, this guys been bothering me all night".

We exited the club and some Asian dude looked me up and down and left. It seemed I'd served my purpose. I asked her if she wanted to get a coffee, she agreed and we spent the a few hours talking. We exchanged numbers, I gave her a kiss that she was taken aback by, (I was hoping it was because she wasn't used to being kissed so quickly after meeting someone rather than my beer and cigarette breath).

At any rate, it turns out she was a Nanny for some rich family in a nice area of town and she only had 3 months until she had to go back to Germany. We went out almost every night to different restaurants, bars, underground parties etc... She became a member of my circle of friends including the broads. We were exclusive as far as I could tell, (I don't know where she would have found the time).

Not too long into it we became intimate. I won't get into details other than the fact that she had a dense bush. I'm not talkin' big ole nasty unkempt bush, which you might expect from a European girl. It was well trimmed but dense, like a brillo pad. There were no abrasions or injury to my johnson but I've always thought it was unusual.
I may have said too much...

Eventually, the day came where she had to leave. We said our goodbyes and never spoke again.

Was that a girlfriend or just someone I was dating?

Let’s just call that the lovely experience it was.

[cooper barrett]

You were used, you should feel guilty, ashamed, and most of all you're still confused about it 30 years later.

IMHO if you are ****ing Ms Piggy for a few weeks and you're out together in public, she's a girlfriend. I would like to try that one sometime 'i'm leaving in 75 days, Do with me as you will"

How did you categorize her when you cranked up Rosie by Jackson Brown and rubbed one out after she was gone?, Did you miss a cum bucket or a girlfriend?

How do you let something just get on a plane and fly back to Germany without some action, form of communication, really, just "It was fun" on your part. come to think of it, were you using her or was she using you as I said initially?

Don't be confused, it the "dating' that's confusing. I think you call that a **** buddy relationship and there is nothing wrong with that.

I had one like that, off and on, for a couple of years, she would show up at my job sites with just a text "u there?" spent 2-3 hours having sex and then it was back to her other life. Upon asking why she chose me it was because she didn't want someone trying to get into her real life of raising 2 teenagers, quietly trying to find a husband to take care of her financially when the well to do ex quit paying child support.

I was never really confused by the arrangement, as dating it certainly was not. She had the best set of tits I ever laid my hands on. 5' 1/2" with 36d's that defied gravity after 2 kids. At first I swore they were fake so I spent a long time with them



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Originally Posted by Gadzooks

I dated a German chick for a summer in the late 90's. And I can't figure out if she would qualify as a girlfriend or not.

So, I'm at a night club that plays things like RATM, Ice Cube, Fatboy Slim, etc... I'm there with buddies drinking beer for the purpose of inebriation. The club had closed for the night and on my way down the stairs to the exit, this 6 foot, slender, chestnut brown haired girl grabbed my hand. As we held hands down the stairs, I said "Hello", she replied, in a thick German accent, "pretend you're my boyfriend, this guys been bothering me all night".

We exited the club and some Asian dude looked me up and down and left. It seemed I'd served my purpose. I asked her if she wanted to get a coffee, she agreed and we spent the a few hours talking. We exchanged numbers, I gave her a kiss that she was taken aback by, (I was hoping it was because she wasn't used to being kissed so quickly after meeting someone rather than my beer and cigarette breath).

At any rate, it turns out she was a Nanny for some rich family in a nice area of town and she only had 3 months until she had to go back to Germany. We went out almost every night to different restaurants, bars, underground parties etc... She became a member of my circle of friends including the broads. We were exclusive as far as I could tell, (I don't know where she would have found the time).

Not too long into it we became intimate. I won't get into details other than the fact that she had a dense bush. I'm not talkin' big ole nasty unkempt bush, which you might expect from a European girl. It was well trimmed but dense, like a brillo pad. There were no abrasions or injury to my johnson but I've always thought it was unusual.
I may have said too much...

Eventually, the day came where she had to leave. We said our goodbyes and never spoke again.

Was that a girlfriend or just someone I was dating?

[Gadzooks]

Wow, between Cave and Cooper, those were 2 vastly different responses.
I like Cave's because it's warm and fuzzy.
However, I get the point of Cooper's with the exception of feeling guilty and ashamed.
"**** buddy" seems to be an accurate definition. We used one another and had fun within a time frame.
BTW - I started "dating" a University girl with the biggest titties I've ever come in contact with shortly after she left, so that kind of softened the blow and took my mind off of things.

[Mahomes_Is_God]

Only one, and she's attached to my left arm.

[rockymtnchief]

14-15 with a bunch of buckle bunnies in between. I have a current GF and lost interest in buckle bunnies years ago.

[Coogs]

Originally Posted by Gadzooks

I dated a German chick for a summer in the late 90's.

Originally Posted by cooper barrett

You were used, you should feel guilty, ashamed, and most of all you're still confused about it 30 years later.

Math is hard!

[MahiMike]

Originally Posted by 007

Girlfriends - less than my username
Girls dated - more than my username

Exactly the same for me Mr. Bond.

[BucEyedPea]

Originally Posted by Gadzooks

Not too long into it we became intimate. I won't get into details other than the fact that she had a dense bush. I'm not talkin' big ole nasty unkempt bush, which you might expect from a European girl. It was well trimmed but dense, like a brillo pad. There were no abrasions or injury to my johnson but I've always thought it was unusual.

I may have said too much...

Abrasions or injuries from that spot? It should be soft as silk. Perhaps she didn't use the right shampoo and conditioner.

[BucEyedPea]

Originally Posted by Iconic

Only one I'd call a real relationship. First cut is definitely the deepest and after that I've pretty much just sworn off love for the time being.

[BucEyedPea]

So, who here has been the heartbreaker more than the heartbroken with girlfriends?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

So, who here has been the heartbreaker more than the heartbroken with girlfriends?

I'm 2-1-1 with my three girlfriends. I broke up with one twice. (The tie is my wife since we're still together.)

[IUsedToBeATightEnd]

The line between girlfriends and dates is pretty thin.
I can't help get emotionally involved, no matter how long the story lasts.
Loved each and all of them, how many I can't remember, and with one of them I'm tied since 20 years or so.
Never cheated on anyone of them (except one or two), not because I'm a saint but mainly due to laziness and steer clear of troubles.

[cooper barrett]

Originally Posted by Coogs

Math is hard!

thank's I saw that but thought I would make your day.