Let's hear it for the Mods

[Buck]

Fine work today gentlemen.

There are still a couple people that are being shit****s, but you handled today's situation very well and made it easier to participate in a thread like that.

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by Ponderception

Personally, pictures of LJS hushpuppies are up there with the Sistine Chapel's ceiling

In the work by 21st century frycook Buster Dibley, "Sampler with the Side of Tarter," the artist has captured the inner essence of human existence on a plate by calling into mind the base of primitive sexual acts.

The piece of fraught with smoldering sexual urges, as leftover grease shimmers in the camera light as beads of sweat during sexual ecstasy, contrasted by the delicious golden brown coating that ignites the orgasm in one's mouth. The two Hush Puppies located at the bottom of the plate are positioned in such a way that the phallic shape of one of the french fries sticks out from their adjacent position, which looks kind of like a penis. At the other end of the plate, the plastic tub of tarter sauce represents the ejaculatory fluid, the very enhancement of an already good thing. The fish fillets, while simple to remark on their resemblance to the oval shape of a vagina, stand for the meat, the main course upon which the sampler is constructed. Overall, the smell, that of fish, adds to the vaginal essence and contributes to the harmonious fusion of male and female on one plate.

Perhaps most important to this nouveau expression hearkening back to primal urges is the layout of the items in a somewhat organized fashion, yet still collected in a massive heap. One may bring to mind ritual orgy, or even roughshod sexual bliss among multiple partners, when analyzing and soaking in the beauty of human form and purpose through food.

The decision to represent these core feelings through fast food reveals the lasting impression and message of the artistic piece- that inner beauty and the living out of carnal earthly desires is present in all of us. There is no need for representations of Venus or other high figures or gods to add deliciousness to one's life in this plate of food. The artist chose specifically that what was most common to all persons of society-- the need for food and the affordability of mass produced fried goods-- to live out his expression of universal brotherhood and sexual desires. If I may take a page from Japanese author Minna Unchi to leave a lasting and simplified analysis to the viewers of this great art: "Everybody cums."

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by KC native

1/4 year douchemaster general

Is that all you got, you miserable prick?

Let's conduct a little experiment. Go to your profile and read your last 50 posts in order, and pretend like somebody else wrote them. Then ask yourself, is the author of this shit somebody who is happy and/or sane?

Then get back me to with your findings.

[RealSNR]

Oh, and Lohn John Silver's? Don't even get me started on the connotations THERE.

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Douchemaster General

Is that all you got, you miserable prick?

Let's conduct a little experiment. Go to your profile and read your last 50 posts in order, and pretend like somebody else wrote them. Then ask yourself, is the author of this shit somebody who is happy and/or sane?

Then get back me to with your findings.

I've been having a great time on CP for the last couple weeks. Riling up fat ass reeruns like you is hilarious. Color me not surprised that you STILL don't get that. Trolling you is so easy.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by KC native

I've been having a great time on CP for the last couple weeks. Riling up fat ass reeruns like you is hilarious. Color me not surprised that you STILL don't get that. Trolling you is so easy.

The thing you don't get, because you're a horrid, maladjusted freak, is that normal people don't behave that way.

As always, I'm a big fan of the pain that makes you this way. I see it's still dominating your existence. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving pile of shit.

[KC native]

Originally Posted by SNR

In the work by 21st century frycook Buster Dibley, "Sampler with the Side of Tarter," the artist has captured the inner essence of human existence on a plate by calling into mind the base of primitive sexual acts.

The piece of fraught with smoldering sexual urges, as leftover grease shimmers in the camera light as beads of sweat during sexual ecstasy, contrasted by the delicious golden brown coating that ignites the orgasm in one's mouth. The two Hush Puppies located at the bottom of the plate are positioned in such a way that the phallic shape of one of the french fries sticks out from their adjacent position, which looks kind of like a penis. At the other end of the plate, the plastic tub of tarter sauce represents the ejaculatory fluid, the very enhancement of an already good thing. The fish fillets, while simple to remark on their resemblance to the oval shape of a vagina, stand for the meat, the main course upon which the sampler is constructed. Overall, the smell, that of fish, adds to the vaginal essence and contributes to the harmonious fusion of male and female on one plate.

Perhaps most important to this nouveau expression hearkening back to primal urges is the layout of the items in a somewhat organized fashion, yet still collected in a massive heap. One may bring to mind ritual orgy, or even roughshod sexual bliss among multiple partners, when analyzing and soaking in the beauty of human form and purpose through food.

The decision to represent these core feelings through fast food reveals the lasting impression and message of the artistic piece- that inner beauty and the living out of carnal earthly desires is present in all of us. There is no need for representations of Venus or other high figures or gods to add deliciousness to one's life in this plate of food. The artist chose specifically that what was most common to all persons of society-- the need for food and the affordability of mass produced fried goods-- to live out his expression of universal brotherhood and sexual desires. If I may take a page from Japanese author Minna Unchi to leave a lasting and simplified analysis to the viewers of this great art: "Everybody cums."

10/10 would read again. Prompt and insightful analysis that doesn't require the reader to be an expert. Everybody cums is a photot that everyone should see at least 20 times.

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Douchemaster General

The thing you don't get, because you're a horrid, maladjusted freak, is that normal people don't behave that way.

As always, I'm a big fan of the pain that makes you this way. I see it's still dominating your existence. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving pile of shit.

You still suck at arm chair psychology

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by KC native

You still suck at arm chair psychology

Obvious miserable prick is obvious. This is so easy even you could figure it out.

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Douchemaster General

Obvious miserable prick is obvious. This is so easy even you could figure it out.

Frazzled, why do you not understand that your angry reaction is what I, and others who troll you, seek? It is funny to watch an impotent fat man with a gun fetish flail around as what he thought was sensible on the only thing that he has going in his life (the planet) is turned around on him..

Angry impotent fat man is angry.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by KC native

Frazzled, why do you not understand that your angry reaction is what I, and others who troll you, seek? It is funny to watch an impotent fat man with a gun fetish flail around as what he thought was sensible on the only thing that he has going in his life (the planet) is turned around on him..

Angry impotent fat man is angry.

Oh, you've got your own little miserable prick club? How precious.

Nobody's flailing, hateful tubby tattoo boy. I wish you and scum like you would quit pissing all over this place, but that's about it. You matter here about as much as you matter, well, everywhere else.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

How sad do you have to be to get off on trolling an internet football board? Wow...

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by PGM

How sad do you have to be to get off on trolling an internet football board? Wow...

NO YOU'RE WRONG! IDIOT! HAHAHA TROLLING IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!! I'M THE HAPPIEST PERSON EVER!!!! **** YOU!!! YOUR KID IS RIDING A STRIPPER POLL!!!! DID YOUR INVESTMENTS GET SCREWED UP YESTERDAY? SURE HOPE SO!!! HAHAHAHA/KC natve

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I can see him and Cockmon getting along nicely...in a sword touching, brokeback kind of way.

[Sorter]

Originally Posted by PGM

Chain seafood is nasty man

I'm just in it for the hush puppies. I'm not touching their fish.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by Ponderception

I'm just in it for the hush puppies. I'm not touching their fish.

Last time I had it I ended up praying to the throne for 2 days and it didn't taste any better going down than it did coming up.