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Old 01-17-2006, 11:49 AM  
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I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

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Old 01-17-2006, 07:48 PM   #271
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I told her I had to take a shit. I did have to take a shit. Not a lie. Door opened.
Since you were able to stop yourself from shitting and then you forgot you had to shit, apparently you didn't really have to.

She's a sweetie to let you in to shit. You should have thanked her instead of scaring her.
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:48 PM   #272
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So much for the axiom "once black, never back."
I was under the impression that axiom only applied to white women and black men?
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:48 PM   #273
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and did the world only make one pair of that kind of socks???

And if not, why the fuck couldn't she buy her fucking pair?
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:50 PM   #274
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:51 PM   #275
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And if not, why the fuck couldn't she buy her fucking pair?
Heh. Do you think that she liked feeling (yes, feeling) that he valued his socks more than her feelings?
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:51 PM   #276
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and did the world only make one pair of that kind of socks???
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I was under the impression that axiom only applied to white women and black men?


That's the only way I have ever heard used.
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Since you were able to stop yourself from shitting and then you forgot you had to shit, apparently you didn't really have to.

She's a sweetie to let you in to shit. You should have thanked her instead of scaring her.
You didn't smell the magic I unleashed after I got back home. Tell me I didn't really have to shit.
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Heh. Do you think that she liked feeling (yes, feeling) that he valued his socks more than her feelings?
Damn,I think Donger is really Dr. Phil
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:53 PM   #280
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Heh. Do you think that she liked feeling (yes, feeling) that he valued his socks more than her feelings?
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That's the only way I have ever heard it used.
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Who the fuck is Dr. Phil?
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:54 PM   #284
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And if not, why the fuck couldn't she buy her fucking pair?






Oh sit down... ..I was thinking maybe he could buy another pair of his favorite socks...you know, so if anything happened to one pair, he had another...
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your wife is a lucky woman.
She said that last night. Silly twat.
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