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Old 08-14-2018, 12:13 PM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 2, Match 14 - Bowser versus SAUTO

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - On a dusty highway outside of Bakersfield, California
Starting Distance - 1468 feet

Bowser

Main Weapon - Native American bow and 6 arrows
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 5 Minutes
Special Factors - None

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Main Weapon - Drone that can drop three bombs, each powerful enough to stun a person if landing within four feet.
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 9 Minutes
Special Factors - You are wearing boots with sharpened blades protruding from the toes
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Old 08-14-2018, 04:38 PM   #16
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have any of you guys ever tried to SHOOT a native american bow?

i have and its not that easy.

im quick on my feet. he aint getting me with that.
Can you pilot a drone and move at the same time?
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Old 08-14-2018, 04:44 PM   #17
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Can you pilot a drone and move at the same time?
I'm also unclear on his ability to use blade-imbedded boots.
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Old 08-14-2018, 05:29 PM   #18
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You fly drone right at him. Even if he hits the drone with an arrow, the drone is close enough to drop a bomb and stun Bowser. 3-4 minutes is a long time. Plenty of time to cover the distance and stomp the shit out of him. Sauto wins this easily.
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Old 08-14-2018, 06:00 PM   #19
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You fly drone right at him. Even if he hits the drone with an arrow, the drone is close enough to drop a bomb and stun Bowser. 3-4 minutes is a long time. Plenty of time to cover the distance and stomp the shit out of him. Sauto wins this easily.

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Old 08-14-2018, 06:47 PM   #20
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He won’t need the blades. A good heel will curb stomp Bowsers ass
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Old 08-14-2018, 07:14 PM   #21
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I had this three paragraph explanation of how I was going to steal the remote from SAUTO and fly his own drone straight up his ass, but let's be real here. I've never shot a Native American bow (I'm a decent shot with a compound bow, though), so my only chance is if SAUTO is so shit faced he hits the "DROP" button in a drunken stupor right after the drone takes off and stuns himself into oblivion (a very real possibility), giving me a chance to shove an arrow through his ear hole.

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Old 08-14-2018, 07:17 PM   #22
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I think there is some shenanigans afoot in the voting.
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Old 08-14-2018, 07:19 PM   #23
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Old 08-14-2018, 07:20 PM   #24
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Old 08-14-2018, 08:27 PM   #25
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You fly drone right at him. Even if he hits the drone with an arrow, the drone is close enough to drop a bomb and stun Bowser. 3-4 minutes is a long time. Plenty of time to cover the distance and stomp the shit out of him. Sauto wins this easily.
Yeah, this convinced me.
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Old 08-14-2018, 08:59 PM   #26
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Old 08-14-2018, 10:54 PM   #27
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Old 08-14-2018, 11:28 PM   #28
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have any of you guys ever tried to SHOOT a native american bow?

i have and its not that easy.

im quick on my feet. he aint getting me with that.
Stick bows are a bitch to shoot. Plus the arrowhead is a rock. Those dudes were tough mother****ers to bring down buffalo with them.

Bowser ainít that after 10 minutes.

He could keep the last arrow for hand to hand but the knife boot would work better.
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Old 08-15-2018, 06:39 AM   #29
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Old 08-15-2018, 08:05 AM   #30
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Does Sauto have the flexibility to kick above the shins?
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