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Old 01-01-2015, 03:09 PM  
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****Official 2015 Missouri Tigers Football Thread****

After seizing the Citrus Bowl from Jerry Kill and the Minnesota Golden Gophers, the Missouri Tigers finish 11-3.

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9/5: SEMO
9/12 @Ark St.
9/19: UConn
9/26: @Kentucky
10/3: South Carolina
10/10: Florida
10/17 @ Georgia
10/24: @ Vandy
10/31: Bye
11/5 (Thu): Mississippi State
11/14: BYU (@ Arrowhead)
11/21: Tennessee
11/28: @Arkansas

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Old 01-01-2015, 03:10 PM   #2
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Old 01-01-2015, 03:10 PM   #3
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Old 01-01-2015, 03:13 PM   #4
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Old 01-01-2015, 03:18 PM   #5
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Steckel isn't going to be able to jack at Missouri State.
I think BYU is the only college that has limitations on jacking it.
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Old 01-01-2015, 03:23 PM   #7
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God I hope lock can beat out mauk. Unlikely but... damn
Good lord, this. Drinky Mauk is infuriating as a QB - he either makes spectacular plays or shits all over the joint. There's no in-between with him.
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Old 01-01-2015, 03:24 PM   #8
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After seizing the Citrus Bowl from Jerry Kill .
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Good lord, this. Drinky Mauk is infuriating as a QB - he either makes spectacular plays or shits all over the joint. There's no in-between with him.
His dad is an even worse high school football coach, for anybody who is familiar with Ozark Conference football in Missouri. I think he averaged around 55 throws a game, and ran the ball a total of 40 times all season. Glendale had a relatively talented team, but finished 2-8.

Moral of the story, Mauk should transfer to Hawaii or somewhere to be a starter, and take his dad with him. Everybody wins.
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Old 01-01-2015, 03:26 PM   #11
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His dad is an even worse high school football coach, for anybody who is familiar with Ozark Conference football in Missouri. I think he averaged around 55 throws a game, and ran the ball a total of 40 times all season. Glendale had a relatively talented team, but finished 2-8.

Moral of the story, Mauk should transfer to Hawaii or somewhere to be a starter, and take his dad with him. Everybody wins.
Sounds rather Marinovich-ian
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His dad is an even worse high school football coach, for anybody who is familiar with Ozark Conference football in Missouri. I think he averaged around 55 throws a game, and ran the ball a total of 40 times all season. Glendale had a relatively talented team, but finished 2-8.

Moral of the story, Mauk should transfer to Hawaii or somewhere to be a starter, and take his dad with him. Everybody wins.
They weren't all that talented. Great kids, maybe a bit on the wild side sure but Glendale wasn't exactly a loaded roster. Their quarterback wasn't suited to Mauk's system, and he didn't really have any outstanding WRs seeing as they were underclassmen. The tight end was good but that's because he's a three sport athlete. Defensively they lacked talent: for example, against Rolla, the score was 62-29 at half, 72-65 final score.

Now some of the scores got out of hand for Glendale because of Mauk put his defense in short situations by onside kicking everything unless the score was out of hand and he probably went for 75%+ of 4th downs.

In short, Glendale's problems lie less with Mauk and more with Springfield's inability to develop linemen at all five schools, and because the football talent moves southward to Nixa or Ozark. They're also going to be in trouble because their JV and Freshman QBs aren't ready to be starters by a long shot.
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Hey man. I kept that Fire Pinkel sign up for three months, riding the momentum of the season. I get to take the sumbitch down now.
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