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View Poll Results: Wiping. When is enough enough? | |||
There Will Be Blood | 21 | 56.76% | |
A small streak of poo on the paper. Enough to not make a mess on my britches. | 10 | 27.03% | |
"X" number of wipes. No more, no less. | 3 | 8.11% | |
"Poop 'n Go". The stink keeps others away. | 3 | 8.11% | |
Gaz has never pooped. Ever. | 0 | 0% | |
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07-02-2015, 10:47 PM | #2 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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Depends on the toilet paper some take shit off better than others.
If you get John Wayne toilet paper it's rough and tough but don't take no shit off nobody. So your gonna hurt. Soft and gentle toilet paper for me and I wipe clean every time. |
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07-02-2015, 10:48 PM | #3 |
Fight, build, win!
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A messy bung hole leads to monkey butt.
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07-02-2015, 10:54 PM | #4 |
Fight, build, win!
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There is a happy medium hear. To soft and tears leading to shit fingers. To tough like scotts and its to slick leading to racing strips in your shorts. Something in the middle is the correct answer.
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07-02-2015, 10:59 PM | #5 |
Roy E.
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Three squares is enough.
Anything more, and you're just playing with your sphincter. |
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07-02-2015, 11:27 PM | #6 | |
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Seriously, I had one the other day that I am sure turned my butthole into something resembling an old catcher's mitt. |
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07-02-2015, 11:32 PM | #7 |
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I roll with three squares at a time until there is no more poo on it. Nothing worse than an itchy butthole an hour later.
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07-02-2015, 11:35 PM | #8 |
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Flushable wet wipes. If you don't use them, you're a dirty disgusting person.
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07-02-2015, 11:55 PM | #9 |
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07-02-2015, 11:59 PM | #10 |
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Oh I still use tp. I give it the 1-2-1 if it's necessary. Tp, wet wipe, tp.
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07-03-2015, 12:02 AM | #11 |
Settle this once and forever
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I'll wipe three times. If there's still mud in my butt at that point I just pray I get a clean breaker shortly thereafter or that I don't have an opportunity for easy sex before I'm able to shower.
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07-03-2015, 12:05 AM | #12 |
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It's like driving.
I keep going until I see red. |
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07-03-2015, 01:16 AM | #13 |
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Clean in 3 and you're doing it wrong.
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07-03-2015, 04:11 AM | #14 |
Bolton gonna knock you out
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Wipe til the papers clean, then wipe once more!
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07-03-2015, 04:30 AM | #15 |
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