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03-06-2015, 03:35 PM | #46 |
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"The jerk store called..."
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03-06-2015, 03:39 PM | #47 |
a haw haw haw
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Wow,people really use the word goober?
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03-06-2015, 03:42 PM | #48 |
Fight, build, win!
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Well I was gonna blow and swallow instead of the usual gag and spit. But now it will be neither.
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03-06-2015, 05:04 PM | #49 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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Pull out the Smith & Wesson and light them up?
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03-06-2015, 05:15 PM | #50 |
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Probably life in prison if I get caught.
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03-06-2015, 05:49 PM | #51 |
Shit
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I think they like you
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03-06-2015, 06:09 PM | #52 |
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Is that some kind of a stem cell joke?
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03-06-2015, 06:10 PM | #53 |
I'll be back.
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"Cut off your dick"
followed by cold bitch death stare
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03-06-2015, 06:10 PM | #54 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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"I'm going to find a more interesting person to talk to." And then turn around and start talking to a potted plant.
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03-06-2015, 06:35 PM | #55 | |
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03-06-2015, 06:37 PM | #56 |
MER
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"Shave off one of your eyebrows while you sleep."
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03-06-2015, 06:39 PM | #57 |
Mammoth penis
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"Give you a threesome. With your best friend,"
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03-06-2015, 07:31 PM | #58 |
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03-06-2015, 07:44 PM | #59 |
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03-06-2015, 08:15 PM | #60 |
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The only response to such disrespect is a hip toss, finishing with an armbar.
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