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bowser 47 66.20%
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Old 06-23-2018, 02:03 PM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 3 - bowser versus Simply Red

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.


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Venue - Classic desert terrain
Starting Distance - 2279 feet

Main Weapon - A sawed-off shotgun with six shells
Backup Weapon - Sling shot with 20 golf ball-size stones

Prep Time - 22 seconds
Special Factors - None

Simply Red

Main Weapon - Colt .45 revolver (6 bullets)
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 12 Minutes
Special Factors - None

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Old 06-23-2018, 02:40 PM   #16
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Old 06-23-2018, 02:47 PM   #17
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Rainman did this on purpose because I interrupted the event - that's fine - i'm not helping with any blood cleanup or weaponry distribution. Congrats though - i think this is literally the first time I've been defeated in anything on this dumb website -
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Old 06-23-2018, 02:57 PM   #18
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Rainman did this on purpose because I interrupted the event - that's fine - i'm not helping with any blood cleanup or weaponry distribution. Congrats though - i think this is literally the first time I've been defeated in anything on this dumb website -
Dude , don't take it personal. We all love you but now you are dead. It's life.
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Old 06-23-2018, 02:57 PM   #19
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SR wins. He'd be all nice and shit, probably bring bowser a nice Antico's pizza, and when he's not expecting it, gut shot.
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Old 06-23-2018, 03:01 PM   #20
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SR wins. He'd be all nice and shit, probably bring bowser a nice Antico's pizza, and when he's not expecting it, gut shot.
Naw I don't think I could do that to bowser.
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Old 06-23-2018, 03:01 PM   #21
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SR wins. He'd be all nice and shit, probably bring bowser a nice Antico's pizza, and when he's not expecting it, gut shot.
Awesome.
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Old 06-23-2018, 03:02 PM   #22
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Dude , don't take it personal. We all love you but now you are dead. It's life.
I'm not - it was rigged though - it's clear. HAHA - I don't care - have fun with this.
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Old 06-23-2018, 03:07 PM   #23
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I say simply red win cause he have space and enough time to prep traps and hide in sand dunes to wait out.
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Old 06-23-2018, 03:10 PM   #24
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I say simply red win cause he have space and enough time to prep traps and hide in sand dunes to wait out.
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Old 06-23-2018, 03:19 PM   #25
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I voted for myself - just to be a jerk.
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Old 06-23-2018, 03:26 PM   #26
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Rainman did this on purpose because I interrupted the event - that's fine - i'm not helping with any blood cleanup or weaponry distribution. Congrats though - i think this is literally the first time I've been defeated in anything on this dumb website -
A key to winning is to have the will to win. Did Captain Kirk give up when he faced that big reptile thing in a classic desert arena? No! He bought time and used natural materials to fashion a crude cannon.
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Old 06-23-2018, 03:28 PM   #27
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A key to winning is to have the will to win. Did Captain Kirk give up when he faced that big reptile thing in a classic desert arena? No! He bought time and used natural materials to fashion a crude cannon.
the blame game never helped anyone - you're right.


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Old 06-23-2018, 03:29 PM   #28
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I'm not a weapons guy. What' the effective range on these two weapons?
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Old 06-23-2018, 03:34 PM   #29
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12 minutes to prep? shit, son! all SR has to due is go into camo mode, gilly suit, whatevs!! that much time to hide in the desert to ambush bowser. i don't see how SR loses!!
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Old 06-23-2018, 03:35 PM   #30
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Thank you - now; Mr. Kotter - Log in to all of your accounts and up-vote me - hurry - I'm dying over here!
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