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Old 04-15-2012, 01:06 PM  
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If you were drafted into the Chiefsplanet army...

I have a list of 177 careers in the U.S. army, taken from this site: http://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jo...iation#results


You have now been drafted into the Chiefsplanet army. Report to this thread and I will randomly assign you a career.


As background, I have no idea how many people work in each of these careers, so I made a complete guess. For example, I know infantry is going to be the biggest, but I don't know how may people are dental specialists or radar repairers. So I guessed, making sure that no field is less than 0.1 percent. This may make the army band bigger than normal, but I'm not really worried about it.

So...ten-HUT, soldiers! Show up and get your duty rosters!
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Old 04-15-2012, 01:43 PM   #46
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Old 04-15-2012, 01:44 PM   #47
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We thought about the infantry, but we see leadership potential in you. So you are assigned as an...

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OVERVIEW

The infantry officer is responsible for leading the infantry and combined armed forces during land combat.

JOB DUTIES

Coordinate the employment of Infantry Soldiers at all levels of command in U.S. and multinational operations
At increasing levels of leadership, an infantry captain’s responsibilities may include:

Commanding and controlling the infantry and combined armed companies and company-sized units (200 - 300 Soldiers)
Developing doctrine, organizations and equipment for unique infantry missions
Instructing Infantry skills at service schools and combat training centers
Serving as an Infantry advisor to other units, including Army National Guard and U.S. Army Reserve organizations
REQUIREMENTS

Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you.

TRAINING

Job training for an infantry officer requires completion of the Basic Officer Leadership Courses I, II & III. These courses will emphasize leadership, tactics and technical competence that are common to the infantry. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and part in the field.

Infantry officers can also volunteer for airborne and ranger school or for specific developmental assignments in airborne and ranger units.

HELPFUL SKILLS

Self-discipline, confidence and intelligence
Physically and mentally fit to perform under pressure
Ability to make quick decisions
Capable of bearing numerous responsibilities
COMPENSATION

Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation.

EDUCATION BENEFITS

In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits.
FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS

The skills you learn will help prepare you for a career in fields such as business management. An officer in the Army is closely related to managerial positions in corporations.

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Old 04-15-2012, 01:45 PM   #48
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Old 04-15-2012, 01:46 PM   #49
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Old 04-15-2012, 01:46 PM   #50
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Old 04-15-2012, 01:47 PM   #51
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Old 04-15-2012, 01:47 PM   #52
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The Army public affairs specialist participates in and assists with the supervision and administration of Army public affairs programs primarily through news releases, newspaper articles, Web-based material and photographs for use in military and civilian news media.

JOB DUTIES

Research, prepare and disseminate news releases, articles, web-based material and photographs on Army personnel and activities
Gather information for military news programs and publications within your unit and around the Army
Develop ideas for news articles
Arrange and conduct interviews
Write news releases, feature articles and editorials
Conduct media training
REQUIREMENTS

Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you.

TRAINING

Job training for a public affairs specialist requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and 12 weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instructions.

Part of this time is spent in the classroom and part in the field, including learning hands-on how to write news stories, operate a camera, and edit newspapers and photographs. You’ll also put together a real newspaper contributing stories and photographs.

Some of the skills you’ll learn are:

News, feature and sports writing and research
Newspaper design and production
Interviewing techniques
Photojournalism (photography journalism)
Public speaking
Media Relations
HELPFUL SKILLS

Interest in English, journalism, communications, computers and photography
Ability to speak clearly in front of an audience
Detail oriented
Enjoy researching facts and issues for news stories
Can write clearly and concisely
COMPENSATION

Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation.
EDUCATION BENEFITS

In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits.
FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS

The skills you learn will help prepare you for a future with newspaper, magazines, wire services, public relations firms and radio and television stations. You’ll be qualified to pursue a career as a staff writer, editor or correspondent.

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Old 04-15-2012, 01:50 PM   #55
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Old 04-15-2012, 01:50 PM   #56
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Old 04-15-2012, 01:51 PM   #57
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Old 04-15-2012, 01:51 PM   #58
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