2013 Douche of the Year Poll - Round 1 - The KCChiefsFan 50/50 Region

[Frazod]

Looks like The Tom Cash Region is pretty much decided at this point, and I can't wait to get this Battle Royale started. Holy crap, finding a douche in this group is like looking for a needle in a pile of needles.

Field of 15 - Top 4 advance to the Douchy Not-So-Sweet 16. Vote for as many douches as you'd like.

The poll will close in 24 hours.

Let's get it on!

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO
Peyton'sPrincess (Hootie)
Setsuna
InMem58
KC native

[Hootie]

my mom was smart

she used to sprinkle very small increments in my cereal every morning when I was younger...increasing the amounts as my tolerance built

now I'm completely immune to them so when I roofie a drink I can do the "see, look...it's fine" trick to a girl when buying/giving her a drink

[lcarus]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

my mom was smart

she used to sprinkle very small increments in my cereal every morning when I was younger...increasing the amounts as my tolerance built

now I'm completely immune to them so when I roofie a drink I can do the "see, look...it's fine" trick to a girl when buying/giving her a drink

Your mother primed you for success early. Wish my mom was that good to me. If she just would have told me what a roofie was, my high school and college years would have been sooooo much sweeter.

[Hootie]

I used to lube up my condoms with liquid GHB just so even when they consented I'd still get them to pass out halfway through...

I can't finish unless the bitch is passed out.

[lcarus]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

I used to lube up my condoms with liquid GHB just so even when they consented I'd still get them to pass out halfway through...

I can't finish unless the bitch is passed out.

I can finish, but it's always awkward. I've always had a problem. Not with the sex, but the cumming. Guys in porns are always sayin "SHIT!" or "****! JESUS!" or "god DAMN IT SHIT" when they finish. I just can't do it. I feel like I shouldn't be allowed to enjoy myself at all when she's either getting slime on her or in her. So I always try to keep a straight face and stand there like I'm in line at the bank. I'm like an ejaculating statue.

[Lumpy]

Anyone that brags about raping women, (whether they actually do it or not), is a classless, sociopathic, piece of shit.

Hootie, what makes you think saying shit like that is mildly amusing? Have you ever considered that what you're saying could be difficult for some people on here to read?

[Hootie]

I always finish in my hand and vigorously rub it into both hands when I'm done like lotion...

it really makes your hands a lot smoother and smell really nice

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Anyone that brags about raping women, (whether they actually do it or not), is a classless, sociopathic, piece of shit.

Hootie, what makes you think saying shit like that is mildly amusing? Have you ever considered that what you're saying could be difficult for some people on here to read?

It can't be any more difficult than someone thinking Alex Gordon should bat leadoff instead of 3rd.

[Hootie]

besides

I figured this time around instead of defending myself against ridiculous rape allegations from a story I told that had no implications of rape whatsoever

instead of defending myself

I would just embrace it.

SNR made rape cool. I've always wanted to be cool. Thanks, SNR.

[lcarus]

Lumpy - this is the place where I can unload the classless, sociopathic, piece of shit thoughts and jokes that nearly all men have and just hide. It keeps me a relatively nice, normal guy in real life. I apologize for making you and others my sounding board for awful awful thoughts, even though it's clearly a joking tone.

It's Peyton's Princess fault though. He started it! I fell into his trap and we got into a give and take that probably would not have ended until 2 am mountain time had you not intervened and brought me back down to earth.

[Hootie]

also

anyone who takes the Internet so seriously where something some random person says hurts their feelings in some way is a pussy

also

if you don't like what two strong dudes talk about late at night in a douche bag thread where they were both nominated as douche bags...then I suggest you stop frequenting sites that are primarily men

because men like to talk about roofies sometimes

roofies, beer, taco via, and Mad Men

that's all I ever talk about really

[Al Bundy]

Nevermind... Hootie should win going away.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by lcarus

Lumpy - this is the place where I can unload the classless, sociopathic, piece of shit thoughts and jokes that nearly all men have and just hide. It keeps me a relatively nice, normal guy in real life. I apologize for making you and others my sounding board for awful awful thoughts, even though it's clearly a joking tone.

It's Peyton's Princess fault though. He started it! I fell into his trap and we got into a give and take that probably would not have ended until 2 am mountain time had you not intervened and brought me back down to earth.

well in fairness it would have ended at 11 PM CST because that's when I'm getting off work and going directly to the bars where all of the hot 21 year olds have their moms with them tonight

I am so revved up I've downed 4 red bulls, 2 more red bulls, and have done about 19 key bumps of cocaine

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Al Bundy

Nevermind... Hootie should win going away.

I make these contests not even fair.

[Hootie]

only on ChiefsPlanet would a women enter a thread and get mad about someone talking about building up a roofie tolerance and then soaking their condoms in GHB

******NEWSFLASH******

you think I use condoms?!??!?!

lets be adults here

[RNR]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

only on ChiefsPlanet would a women enter a thread and get mad about someone talking about building up a roofie tolerance and then soaking their condoms in GHB

******NEWSFLASH******

you think I use condoms?!??!?!

lets be adults here

You are a shitbag kid all joking aside~