Psycho ex-stories

mike_b_284 · 01-17-2006, 11:49 AM

I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst

**Bob Dole** · 01-17-2006, 11:54 AM

For future reference:

They can't do any of that crap if they're 6 feet under in the back yard.

siberian khatru · 01-17-2006, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole

For future reference:

They can't do any of that crap if they're 6 feet under in the back yard.

That's taking a big chance, don't you think?

Better to dismember the body and put each part in a separate trash bag, then drop each bag in a different Dumpster around town.

Hootie · 01-17-2006, 12:01 PM

**Bob Dole** · 01-17-2006, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

That's taking a big chance, don't you think?

Better to dismember the body and put each part in a separate trash bag, then drop each bag in a different Dumpster around town.

If you're going to go to that much trouble, then just freeze the body, cut it up with a chain saw and feed it through a wood chipper.

**cdcox** · 01-17-2006, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole

If you're going to go to that much trouble, then just freeze the body, cut it up with a chain saw and feed it through a wood chipper.

Someone actually did this in real life on Court TV. They found the body.

Calcountry · 01-17-2006, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole

If you're going to go to that much trouble, then just freeze the body, cut it up with a chain saw and feed it through a wood chipper.

You're from Fargo, right? Where is the money?

**cdcox** · 01-17-2006, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

That's taking a big chance, don't you think?

Better to dismember the body and put each part in a separate trash bag, then drop each bag in a different Dumpster around town.

Someone actually did this in real life on Court TV. They found the body.

CoMoChief · 01-20-2006, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

That's taking a big chance, don't you think?

Better to dismember the body and put each part in a separate trash bag, then drop each bag in a different Dumpster around town.

Or you could just chop her up and eat her, which is by far the BEST way to get rid of evidence. The football coach from the movie "Saving Silverman" taught me that.

mike_b_284 · 01-17-2006, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole

For future reference:

They can't do any of that crap if they're 6 feet under in the back yard.

Whoa, that's taking things a little far don't you think?

**Rain Man** · 01-17-2006, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mike_b_284

Whoa, that's taking things a little far don't you think?

I think he was talking about your own back yard, not his.

Hammock Parties · 01-17-2006, 12:08 PM

You've BOTH got it wrong.

Strangle the bitch.

Buy a bag of lime.

Dig a hole in your backyard at about 1 am.

Put the body in the hole.

Cover the body with lime.

Cover the hole with dirt.

No evidence will ever be found.

**cdcox** · 01-17-2006, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by gopeeking

You've BOTH got it wrong.

Strangle the bitch.

Buy a bag of lime.

Dig a hole in your backyard at about 1 am.

Put the body in the hole.

Cover the body with lime.

Cover the hole with dirt.

No evidence will ever be found.

Someone actually did this in real life on Court TV. They found the body.

MOhillbilly · 01-18-2006, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gopeeking

You've BOTH got it wrong.

Strangle the bitch.

Buy a bag of lime.

Dig a hole in your backyard at about 1 am.

Put the body in the hole.

Cover the body with lime.

Cover the hole with dirt.

No evidence will ever be found.

Dig the hole and lime it in advance, and itll take more than one bag of lime.

Or if you like fire, old tires and pallets make a superhot blaze...but it will stink when its cooking from the inside out.
If done right there wont be anything left.

**cdcox** · 01-17-2006, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole

For future reference:

They can't do any of that crap if they're 6 feet under in the back yard.

Someone actually did this in real life on Court TV. They found the body.

01-17-2006, 11:49 AM	Topic Starter
mike_b_284 Veteran Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Houston, TX Casino cash: $10004900	Psycho ex-stories I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous. How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst
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01-17-2006, 11:54 AM	#2
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01-17-2006, 12:01 PM	#4
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01-17-2006, 12:08 PM	#12
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4740478	You've BOTH got it wrong. Strangle the bitch. Buy a bag of lime. Dig a hole in your backyard at about 1 am. Put the body in the hole. Cover the body with lime. Cover the hole with dirt. No evidence will ever be found. __________________ Chiefs game films
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