Psycho ex-stories - Page 24

mike_b_284 · 01-17-2006, 11:49 AM

I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst

**Bob Dole** · 01-17-2006, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by leviw

The last chic that used my bathroom pissed in my shower. Was happy to tell me about it, too. I could see how that could bother some.

I, on the other hand, found solace in the fact that it all probably went down the drain.

Probably? Do you have plumbing problems?

**Nzoner** · 01-17-2006, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

all the competitive bullshit,

Having been married now for 20 years and also working with her for 17 you absolutely got that right.

sedated · 01-17-2006, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leviw

The last chic that used my bathroom pissed in my shower. Was happy to tell me about it, too. I could see how that could bother some.

I, on the other hand, found solace in the fact that it all probably went down the drain.

WTF are you talking about?

who give a shit if she pissed in your shower?

haven't you seen Seinfeld?

gotta protect those kidneys

SLAG · 01-17-2006, 08:57 PM

i guess i will repost what i put earlier....

Im 21 and married
Out of my short time on this earth I have come to the conclusion that all Women are NUCKING FUTZ

ALL

leviw · 01-17-2006, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole

Probably? Do you have plumbing problems?

There's an off chance that some got up along the side of the tub. Haven't inspected it that closely, to tell you the truth.

Katipan · 01-17-2006, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJay23

I am convinced that there will be no convincing you. You are ignoring the facts of situation and inserting your own beliefs/experiences. She was in an extremely agitated state and when I say agitated, I mean OFF THE ****ING WALL. I wouldn't feel comfortable with anyone locking themselves in my bathroom or any other room of my apartment, guy or girl who clearly wishes me ill.

All I know is what you typed.

Gimme her number, I'll call her.

sedated · 01-17-2006, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SLAG02

Im 21 and married
Out of my short time on this earth I have come to the conclusion that all Women are NUCKING FUTZ

yeah, I've met you're wife.

(just kidding, she's cool)

DJay23 · 01-17-2006, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mer

All I know is what you typed.

Gimme her number, I'll call her.

Yeah, that wouldn't invite more scorn on me or anything.

SLAG · 01-17-2006, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sedated

yeah, I've met you're wife.

(just kidding, she's cool)

Dont get me wrong... She is "Cool"

yet since she is a woman She still falls into the Catagory

sedated · 01-17-2006, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SLAG02

Dont get me wrong... She is "Cool"

yet since she is a woman She still falls into the Catagory

when I find a chick that will put up with the pot-smoke cloud that constatnly surrounds me, I'll talk shit

chiefs4me · 01-17-2006, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sedated

when I find a chick that will put up with the pot-smoke cloud that constatnly surrounds me, I'll talk shit

Mer, you wanna take this one...

Simplex3 · 01-17-2006, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike_b_284

She won't be able to come home if I destroy her papers. She is a mexican national.

Yeah, so it will take her what, two weeks to get back?

Katipan · 01-17-2006, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefs4me

Mer, you wanna take this one...

If you leave me alone with that man, I'll cut you.

**Iowanian** · 01-17-2006, 10:31 PM

I found out that my last ex, drove 3hrs and swiped my cell phone bill from my mailbox, so she could find out who I was callling/dating now.

I think she wouldn't take the hint for 2 reasons.
1. I laid her like fine tile.
2. I was kind of an accidental prick towards the end..and even accidently sent her an email(meant for my buddy) telling that she was being a biatch, and that I was sniffin' new turf.

The obvious answer to DJ's dilema is simple. Being a real REAL caveman, I'd have just told her that I once heard that my pecker tasted like expensive peanutbuttercups if she could suck to the core.

Its pretty hard to fight, when she's making that sound thats half choking and half reeruned.

mmffffgggggggggg mmmmfff mmmmfffffffffggggggm mmmmmffff

keg in kc · 01-17-2006, 10:48 PM

This thread got good in the middle, but has really starting dragging the last 10 pages or so. Pick it up, people.

01-17-2006, 11:49 AM
mike_b_284 Veteran Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Houston, TX Casino cash: $10004900	Psycho ex-stories I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous. How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst
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01-17-2006, 08:57 PM	#349
SLAG Superbowl MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: OOOOOOOOOOOOOLATHE Casino cash: $9910252	i guess i will repost what i put earlier.... Im 21 and married Out of my short time on this earth I have come to the conclusion that all Women are NUCKING FUTZ ALL __________________ Ad astra per aspera
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01-17-2006, 10:31 PM	#359
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4828454	I found out that my last ex, drove 3hrs and swiped my cell phone bill from my mailbox, so she could find out who I was callling/dating now. I think she wouldn't take the hint for 2 reasons. 1. I laid her like fine tile. 2. I was kind of an accidental prick towards the end..and even accidently sent her an email(meant for my buddy) telling that she was being a biatch, and that I was sniffin' new turf. The obvious answer to DJ's dilema is simple. Being a real REAL caveman, I'd have just told her that I once heard that my pecker tasted like expensive peanutbuttercups if she could suck to the core. Its pretty hard to fight, when she's making that sound thats half choking and half reeruned. mmffffgggggggggg mmmmfff mmmmfffffffffggggggm mmmmmffff
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01-17-2006, 10:48 PM	#360
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	This thread got good in the middle, but has really starting dragging the last 10 pages or so. Pick it up, people.
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