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Old 05-15-2016, 07:51 AM  
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It's off to a fast start already this year! A list of incidents involving people trying to obtain the coveted Darwin Award. I will keep you up to date of all the stupid tourist tricks.

This yesterday: We thought it was cold! (this is a first)
http://www.ktvq.com/story/31975424/y...ed-it-was-cold



How this lady lived and was not gored is beyond me: Buy a Powerball ticket lady:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfk1O9_quxs

This from last week: Amazing no one got taken out:
http://www.krtv.com/story/31915893/v...nal-park-video

Much of the time, this is what happens: Fat guy vs Bison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNvTHOrTf_Y

At this rate, it should be a record year for goring incidents, Chinese tourists seem particularly clueless. So far no goring's, but it's coming.

If you have any from your area, post them up.
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Old 05-17-2016, 09:30 AM   #46
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They did another story on it last night. Something tells me the people that gave the calf a joy ride in their rental are in for an expensive lesson.

http://www.ktvq.com/story/31988823/w...-not-relocated
Ok, that explains why it had to be euthanized.
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Old 05-17-2016, 09:52 AM   #47
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Ok, that explains why it had to be euthanized.
It doesn't explain why they didn't have a cookout.
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It doesn't explain why they didn't have a cookout.
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Old 05-17-2016, 06:16 PM   #49
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These guys are lucky to be alive as well. More guys that visited Yellowstone and left their brains at home.

http://www.ktvq.com/story/31986483/m...-national-park
Wish those guys would have gotten 3rd degree burns.
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Didn't the Chinese government have to start running public info campaigns recently telling their citizens it's not ok to defecate in public when visiting other countries? I'm not joking I think that's a real story.
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Old 05-18-2016, 06:17 AM   #51
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Looks like the Bison wrangler was a French Canadian from Quebec.......figures.

http://trib.com/news/local/crime-and...766d70fb0.html
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You'd of thought they could of found a buffalo ranch somewhere close that needed a new bloodline that could of taken care of it.
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You'd of thought they could of found a buffalo ranch somewhere close that needed a new bloodline that could of taken care of it.
They won't do that for fear of spreading brucellosis (sp) outside the park to other herds.
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These guys are lucky to be alive as well. More guys that visited Yellowstone and left their brains at home.

http://www.ktvq.com/story/31986483/m...-national-park
Those four guys are being fried on social media. Their Facebook pages have been closed and people are chewing their ass on other pages. It seems they have sponsorships for their adventures (Bud Lite being one of them) and people have petitions against them. From what I read yesterday, it sounds like they've gone off the paths at other parks and monuments also.
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Those four guys are being fried on social media. Their Facebook pages have been closed and people are chewing their ass on other pages. It seems they have sponsorships for their adventures (Bud Lite being one of them) and people have petitions against them. From what I read yesterday, it sounds like they've gone off the paths at other parks and monuments also.
Well hell, we need to talk to the Bud Lite boys to see if they will send all the new found sponsor money our way to cover our adventures.
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Well hell, we need to talk to the Bud Lite boys to see if they will send all the new found sponsor money our way to cover our adventures.
You aint a shittin! I know how to stay on paths, drink beer and not be a douchebag (most of the time)!
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What do you know...they're Canadian too.

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Four Canadian men have become the center of a Yellowstone National Park law enforcement investigation after they posted photos and video of themselves walking on the Grand Prismatic Spring and the nearby crater of the Excelsior Geyser.
The men, tagged on Facebook as Justis Cooper, Alexey Lyakh, Hamish McNab Campbell Cross and Ryker Gamble, have posted extensively in recent weeks about what they dubbed “The Great American Road Trip,” which included a recent stop in Yellowstone.
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I may or may not have stepped off the path a time or two for a photo. Not like they did mind you but a couple steps here or there

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I may or may not have stepped off the path a time or two for a photo. Not like they did mind you but a couple steps here or there

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Hopefully it isn't an endangered grass...
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Hopefully it isn't an endangered grass...
Actually several rangers there know me and I'm sort of a minor celebrity there. One of the rangers told me, its better to beg forgiveness than it is to ask permission.

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