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Old 09-24-2014, 06:39 PM  
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Old 09-26-2014, 10:05 AM   #136
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I am a LUCKY MFer.

My woman makes my dick hard every day just by looking at her.

We've been together for 5 years, and don't have one shred of evidence that she has ever lied to me.....Ever.

She makes a lot of money.

And she ****ing LOVES me.

That is the shit you cannot buy, my friend.
She's good in bed, too.
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Old 09-26-2014, 12:57 PM   #137
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She's good in bed, too.
And there's that thing she does.. y'know.. with her finger? God I love that.
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Old 09-26-2014, 12:57 PM   #138
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I am a LUCKY MFer.

My woman makes my dick hard every day just by looking at her.

We've been together for 5 years, and don't have one shred of evidence that she has ever lied to me.....Ever.

She makes a lot of money.

And she ****ing LOVES me.

That is the shit you cannot buy, my friend.
Good for you man.

I didn't take my grandpas advice anyway.

Possibly because he never actually said that.
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Old 09-26-2014, 01:14 PM   #139
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I am a LUCKY MFer.



My woman makes my dick hard every day just by looking at her.

We've been together for 5 years, and don't have one shred of evidence that she has ever lied to me.....Ever.

She makes a lot of money.

And she ****ing LOVES me.

That is the shit you cannot buy, my friend.
Lucky you.
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Old 09-26-2014, 01:21 PM   #140
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I think it's called being comfortable with who you are. Just seems bigger girls are better with it than fat guys. And who wants to see a hairy fat belly? CP please keep your shirts on.... Well except Katipan!
Super skinny guys aren't usually so much fun in bed. They can't toss you around. You can't sit on their chest. Nothing worse than hip bone banging hip bone. They have to compensate with other skills or kink. Super big guys aren't so much fun. You can't straddle, or breathe, or move, or call for help. Plus, how much doggy style can you really do without your eyes starting to drift to the TV? They have to compensate by... well, according to CP, they last longer.

Somewhere in between is where Goldilocks would look. And that's a very vast area of cock.
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Old 09-26-2014, 01:26 PM   #141
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Super skinny guys aren't usually so much fun in bed. They can't toss you around. You can't sit on their chest. Nothing worse than hip bone banging hip bone. They have to compensate with other skills or kink. Super big guys aren't so much fun. You can't straddle, or breathe, or move, or call for help. Plus, how much doggy style can you really do without your eyes starting to drift to the TV? They have to compensate by... well, according to CP, they last longer.

Somewhere in between is where Goldilocks would look. And that's a very vast area of cock.
All this. Though length is a given girth seems to receive the most accolades...
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Old 09-26-2014, 01:30 PM   #142
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Super skinny guys aren't usually so much fun in bed. They can't toss you around. You can't sit on their chest. Nothing worse than hip bone banging hip bone. They have to compensate with other skills or kink. Super big guys aren't so much fun. You can't straddle, or breathe, or move, or call for help. Plus, how much doggy style can you really do without your eyes starting to drift to the TV? They have to compensate by... well, according to CP, they last longer.

Somewhere in between is where Goldilocks would look. And that's a very vast area of cock.
Psh, I can't doggy style without wanting to pop within 30 seconds. Hell, that was the only way I could get it from my ex girlfriend: I'd drill her for a good 10 minutes and be nowhere near popping and she'd agree to take it from behind just so I'd finish before the next sunrise.
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Old 09-26-2014, 01:32 PM   #143
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Psh, I can't doggy style without wanting to pop within 30 seconds. Hell, that was the only way I could get it from my ex girlfriend: I'd drill her for a good 10 minutes and be nowhere near popping and she'd agree to take it from behind just so I'd finish before the next sunrise.
T to the M to the I. And this is from a guy who hasn't been to sleep yet...
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Old 09-26-2014, 03:23 PM   #144
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Psh, I can't doggy style without wanting to pop within 30 seconds. Hell, that was the only way I could get it from my ex girlfriend: I'd drill her for a good 10 minutes and be nowhere near popping and she'd agree to take it from behind just so I'd finish before the next sunrise.
...I've never been asked to agree.

what. the. ****.
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Old 09-26-2014, 03:54 PM   #145
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Old 09-26-2014, 04:05 PM   #146
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...I've never been asked to agree.

what. the. ****.

I agree. It's a hassle to stop and take the gag out.
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...I've never been asked to agree.

what. the. ****.
Girl was kinda repressed and not a fan of anything more than missionary sexy time wise. The only way she'd give me head is if I had something covering my eyes so I couldn't watch her.
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Old 09-26-2014, 05:25 PM   #148
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Super skinny guys aren't usually so much fun in bed. They can't toss you around. You can't sit on their chest. Nothing worse than hip bone banging hip bone. They have to compensate with other skills or kink. Super big guys aren't so much fun. You can't straddle, or breathe, or move, or call for help. Plus, how much doggy style can you really do without your eyes starting to drift to the TV? They have to compensate by... well, according to CP, they last longer.

Somewhere in between is where Goldilocks would look. And that's a very vast area of cock.
Per a study from the last couple years, skinny guys last 2, fat guys 7.
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Old 09-26-2014, 05:28 PM   #149
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Per a study from the last couple years, skinny guys last 2, fat guys 7.
Of course, they spend the first five minutes looking for their dick so it all evens out.
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