***** Official NEW Dating Mega Thread, Part 2 *****

[TLO]

Let's do this.

[Discuss Thrower]

[KurtCobain]

So I have this problem of busting waaaay too soon. I used to not care, get in/get out, who gives a **** if she likes it, but now I wanna impress. I do well, but not for long.

Any ideas on how to fix this? Without pills?

[KC native]

Originally Posted by KurtCobain

So I have this problem of busting waaaay too soon. I used to not care, get in/get out, who gives a **** if she likes it, but now I wanna impress. I do well, but not for long.

Any ideas on how to fix this? Without pills?

Have discuss come over and give you a 90 second break. You guys can switch every 90 seconds and make it to about the 10 minute mark.

[KurtCobain]

Best thing I can come up with thus far is pull out and lick the pussy for ten or fifteen minutes, then go back in.

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by KC native

Have discuss come over and give you a 90 second break. You guys can switch every 90 seconds and make it to about the 10 minute mark.

"Stamina" has never been a problem. Comes from beating the bishop for about a decade before getting regular strange. Shit's desensitized.

[KC native]

Originally Posted by KurtCobain

Best thing I can come up with thus far is pull out and lick the pussy for ten or fifteen minutes, then go back in.

10-15 minutes?

If you're doing it right then 15 minutes should be your target time for everything (she cums a couple of times, you cum once).

[ThaVirus]

Wear a condom.

Employ the start and stop method (pulling out and eating the putty tat is your best bet here).

Beat your meat beforehand.

Change positions frequently.

Slow it down and grind pelvises if you feel you're about to bust until the feeling resides. Girls seem to like that better than the jackhammer anyway.

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

"Stamina" has never been a problem. Comes from beating the bishop for about a decade before getting regular strange. Shit's desensitized.

Quit ruining my jokes.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by KurtCobain

So I have this problem of busting waaaay too soon. I used to not care, get in/get out, who gives a **** if she likes it, but now I wanna impress. I do well, but not for long.

Any ideas on how to fix this? Without pills?

Generic viagra will make you last forever. Sildenafil citrate. You can get it at any online pharmacy.

It's also useful if you've been drinking.

[ThaVirus]

Ah, yes. Alcohol works as well. Hit her with that Henny dick and she'll be begging you to finish.

[KurtCobain]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Wear a condom.

Employ the start and stop method (pulling out and eating the putty tat is your best bet here).

Beat your meat beforehand.

Change positions frequently.

Slow it down and grind pelvises if you feel you're about to bust until the feeling resides. Girls seem to like that better than the jackhammer anyway.

Thank you.

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by KurtCobain

Thank you.

Please tell me you're using condoms..

[Katipan]

Guys, there's this girl at my work. Affluent family, crazy high credit score, not what I would take home to mom, but I've watched guys ask her if they can lick every inch of her super long legs.

She literally just made a prison pen pal 2 weeks ago and is now putting all sorts of money on his books.

...

There is no excuse for any of you.

[Discuss Thrower]

Welp, after reading that, I've given up. Thanks kati.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Katipan

Guys, there's this girl at my work. Affluent family, crazy high credit score, not what I would take home to mom, but I've watched guys ask her if they can lick every inch of her super long legs.

She literally just made a prison pen pal 2 weeks ago and is now putting all sorts of money on his books.

...

There is no excuse for any of you.

Being anti-social is a pretty good excuse.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm organizing my Star Wars Customizable Card Game collection.