These board shorts: Cool or not? - Page 4

**Saul Good** · 07-01-2011, 07:08 PM

These are not jean shorts, but you literally have to touch them to believe it. They are board shorts (swim trunks). There are no actual holes in them. They are just normal trunks with the jean short look to them, and they look just as real in person as they do in the picture.

I just got a pair for the weekend. I figure that if any community can appreciate them, it's CP. I think they are ****ing glorious, but I've got a strange sense of humor.

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/insight-...ts-men/3166080

Chief Pote · 07-01-2011, 10:00 PM

You know how I know you're gay?

Fat Elvis · 07-01-2011, 10:05 PM

Jawshco · 07-01-2011, 10:16 PM

I wouldn't pay much money for those shorts, but that's pretty freaking funny. Not nearly as disturbing as Conan in these jeggings.

KurtCobain · 07-02-2011, 01:40 AM

I would never wear shorts above my knees.

**Bugeater** · 07-02-2011, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by SlimShady

I would never wear shorts above my knees.

If they're past your knees they're not shorts, they're pants.

Hammock Parties · 07-02-2011, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

These are not jean shorts, but you literally have to touch them to believe it. They are board shorts (swim trunks). There are no actual holes in them. They are just normal trunks with the jean short look to them, and they look just as real in person as they do in the picture.

I just got a pair for the weekend. I figure that if any community can appreciate them, it's CP. I think they are ****ing glorious, but I've got a strange sense of humor.

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/insight-...ts-men/3166080

Those look like something that a

A) redneck

B) teenage girl

would wear

Pasta Little Brioni · 07-02-2011, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis

Bahaha After reading the replies to this thread, Saul put the jorts on, sobbed in the shower, and shouted THERE ARE DOZENS OF US, DOZENS!!!!!

JD10367 · 07-02-2011, 09:44 AM

I bet those would look good with that t-shirt that's airbrushed to make you look like a naked woman.

**Rausch** · 07-02-2011, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

These are not jean shorts, but you literally have to touch them to believe it. They are board shorts (swim trunks). There are no actual holes in them. They are just normal trunks with the jean short look to them, and they look just as real in person as they do in the picture.

So the point is to look like the guy from Reno 911 without actually having the cutoffs?...

**Rausch** · 07-02-2011, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis

Agreed.

JD10367 · 07-02-2011, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

If they're past your knees they're not shorts, they're pants.

When my old work jeans get holes in the knees*, I cut them to make shorts usually just above the knee so that half to three-quarters thigh is covered. Anything higher than half-thigh and people will start to wonder if you're gay.

*Yeah, I know, BJ jokes. But I have to kneel a lot to get the films ready.

**Rausch** · 07-02-2011, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

*But I have to kneel a lot to get the films ready.

They all do...

JD10367 · 07-02-2011, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

They all do...

No, that's actresses, they have to kneel a lot to get the parts in a film. That's different.

Simply Red · 07-02-2011, 10:08 AM

There's a happy-medium w/ regards to shorts length - I thing if they cover 1/2 of your knee-cap, that's a pretty good barometer.

Delano · 07-02-2011, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

There's a happy-medium w/ regards to shorts length - I thing if they cover 1/2 of your knee-cap, that's a pretty good barometer.

I've worked so hard on these quads. I'm damn sure going to flaunt them. Just the lower part of your thighs, not the whole thing.

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