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Old 07-04-2003, 03:43 PM  
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So I'm sitting here minding my own business, relaxing when I start hearing explosions over the top of my house. Aww yes, the unmistakable sound of bottle rockets. There is one rental house in my neighborhood, two houses down across the alley. It seems to attract loud music playing hell raising punk types. In any event, I get pissed off when this keeps up and go out into the backyard. I find several Bottle Rocket sticks. At this point I am left with three choices...

1.) Go to their back gate, call one of them out, beat his ass. This one is more my style and I would have enjoyed it the most hands down, but I would likely end up in the big house for the night and my wife would not be pleased when she had to come and bail me out.

2.) Call the cops and report the little fuggers. This one is just to easy and I'm not the nark type.

3.) It seems I have a few "bird bombs" left over from "the day." For those of you who do not know what these masterpieces are, they are in a 12 gauge shotgun shell and are basically an M-80 that zips through the air when you fire it out of the shotgun. They go about 100 feet before they explode. These are used by ranchers to run off the geese when they land in the wheat fields and are VERY loud.

I grab the 12 gauge, crack one of my house windows, line it up over the fence and let it rip. The next few moments were priceless! All you could hear were gems like "Jesus Christ!" "Where did that come from?!!"What the fug was that!!! Oh my God!" It seems I still have 24 rounds left if the little cockroaches start again. Bonus......I know as a fact they have no clue where it came from.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:26 PM   #166
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Don't they use that to cook their junk?
I have no idea.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:30 PM   #167
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I never thought that at all. I just assumed that he wanted to go outside a bar to take a piss with Jettio so they could become alarmed by a bear.
Does that Grizzly Adams perfume that JOhn wears have those catch me quick pheromones in it?
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:35 PM   #168
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Does that Grizzly Adams perfume that JOhn wears have those catch me quick pheromones in it?
I dunno for sure. All I know is JOhn pissed down his leg when a bear interrupted Bwana and he pissing outside a bar one night. I'm guessing Bwana wanted to wrestle the bear.... JOhn wanted to go inside to clean his panties.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:42 PM   #169
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I like puppies..............Can't he be a cat ????????
Well Jettio is a pussy so I guess so!
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:44 PM   #170
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I dunno for sure. All I know is JOhn pissed down his leg when a bear interrupted Bwana and he pissing outside a bar one night. I'm guessing Bwana wanted to wrestle the bear.... JOhn wanted to go inside to clean his panties.
The more I hear about Bwana, it is sounding like a good time to call a truce.

I am not even going to say anything about him claiming that there is snow on the ground in July. I believe him.

Some of these other ducks need to take some flying lessons before I mess with them.

I do have a conscience, you know.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:45 PM   #171
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Two shots from the top by Cooke City. As you can see, there is still A LOT of snow in the area.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:46 PM   #172
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I have no idea.
Well, send one over, and see if they send out a salvage team.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:46 PM   #173
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Breaking in the new toy just before we got stuck the first time.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:50 PM   #174
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Two shots from the top by Cooke City. As you can see, there is still A LOT of snow in the area.
Wow, Great picture.

I had applied to the Department of Interior for their office in Billings, a while back, but it was for a higher rating than a recently graduated lawyer, so I did not get it.

I like being in KC, but the more I learned about Billings, I thought it would be a cool place to be.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:51 PM   #175
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I am not even going to say anything about him claiming that there is snow on the ground in July. I believe him.
Umm, see pictures. I should have taken some when we got stuck in the drifts. My wife may have with her camera. I was to busy getting unstuck to worry about pictures of that.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:54 PM   #176
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Wow, Great picture.

I had applied to the Department of Interior for their office in Billings, a while back, but it was for a higher rating than a recently graduated lawyer, so I did not get it.

I like being in KC, but the more I learned about Billings, I thought it would be a cool place to be.
Billings isn't bad, but if you have a chance in the future, visit the Flathead Lake area in western Montana.....Gods country.
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Old 07-06-2003, 02:58 PM   #177
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Breaking in the new toy just before we got stuck the first time.
At least you did not fall off of the new ATV as many times as Logical fell out of his chair laughing at his own jokes.
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Old 07-06-2003, 03:00 PM   #178
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At least you did not fall off of the new ATV as many times as Logical fell out of his chair laughing at his own jokes.

Well actually laughing at you, but I can see how you would miss the obvious.
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Old 07-06-2003, 03:00 PM   #179
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The more I hear about Bwana, it is sounding like a good time to call a truce.

I am not even going to say anything about him claiming that there is snow on the ground in July. I believe him.

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Old 07-06-2003, 03:01 PM   #180
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At least you did not fall off of the new ATV as many times as Logical fell out of his chair laughing at his own jokes.

He really should stop wearing those leather pants while he's posting.
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